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Why can't he make me cum

 
 
JPB
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 04:39 pm
The WATER!!! not the faucet Question You can only imagine what I was thinking.
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mac11
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 04:43 pm
No imagination needed - I thought it too!
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NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 04:47 pm
I suggest she gives up men entirely if masturbation is so great. Or her boyfriend is ugly. There could be many reasons.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 05:25 pm
I bet her boyfriend is NOT wearing a Tony Danza mask when they make love, which would explain it. I mean, I force my girlfriend to wear one and say "Oh Angela!" over and over again.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 05:55 pm
Have you tried "masturbation" as foreplay? Combine masturbation and sex so that you get the benefits of both and eventually blur or erase the difference. There are positions that can facilitate this combining.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 1 Aug, 2006 11:55 pm
So, listen to JL, he's had some fine, if few, posts on these matters.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 12:03 am
Laughing
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 06:50 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Ok, here's a real tip...try being on top, and having him sit up a bit holding himself up with his arms. You'll be able to grind yourself on him at the same time. I had an ex who's first intercourse-orgasm happened this way. Of course all you women are so different, and maybe all you need is a donkey-punch, but it's worth giving it a try.


Or, even if he's on top, keep him there if he finishes before you and position yourself so that you've got him where you want him and go for it.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:24 am
Put a knife to his throat and make him behave. It always works on me.
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ktflyer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:27 am
JLNobody
we do use masterbation as foreplay sometime... Its great
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:28 am
Might I recommend a 3-speed, high powered vibrator?
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ktflyer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 10:53 am
Nope, cause I got a 7 speed Confused Shocked Razz Very Happy
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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 11:48 am
The batteries on the 7 speed tend to run out too quickly. And it's damgerous to plug them into the wall. That's why I suggest the 3 speed.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 12:00 pm
Quote:
Why can't he make me cum


as they say ... cuz

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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 12:11 pm
Ah, but have the decency to let him try...and try...and try...and try...AHHHH!
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 12:15 pm
A machine feels no pleasure; a man does.
Sex is about two people having pleasure.
Masturbation is about one person having pleasure.
BOTH sex and masturbation are good. Both I say. It makes as much sense to seek satisfaction only by masturbation as it does to seek it only by sex.
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ktflyer
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 12:24 pm
well my batteries are still running and I've had mine for four months and I use it two to three times a day
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Chumly
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 12:26 pm
JLNobody wrote:
Sex is about two people having pleasure.
Masturbation is about one person having pleasure.
Then what might I ask is mutual masturbation?
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 12:52 pm
It means that the man masturbates the woman while she masturbates him--as foreplay. Mutual oral sex ("69") might be seen as a form of mutual masturbation. But they do not participate in the "parallel play" of merely masturbating themselves in the presence of the other...although that may be what they want. Whatever floats their boat.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Wed 2 Aug, 2006 04:08 pm
I was trying for rhetorical / smart ass / humor. I have failed.

Still maybe Katie can play mutual masturbation her boyfriend? What's the big deal with penis in vagina sex anyway? I know my wife thinks it's the end all be all of romantic sex, but to me......
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