ktflyer wrote: I came to this site to learn and ask questions.
Nobody asks questions on this site. What kind of racket do you think we're running?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I wonder if Slappy ever fakes an orgasm so he can play video games?
No, but I faked once because I was bored and thought it would be funny, so I'd have a story to tell on A2K.
Then you must typing blind gustavratzenhofer!
I almost faked one, once, but I didn't have a quart of warm yogurt available.
DrewDad wrote:I almost faked one, once, but I didn't have a quart of warm yogurt available.
I've got some, but it's strawberry.
Come to think of it, that might come in handy if you never want to see her again...
Does anyone else have any good advice?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:I wonder if Slappy ever fakes an orgasm so he can play video games?
of course.
he just spits on their backs and walks out
ktflyer wrote:How else can you learn if you don't ask questions?
Sitting quietly and observing is another way.
Although I'm not sure it's all that appropriate in this particular instance.
quart of strawberry yogurt....
that's a good'un.
Have you ever gotten one of those capsules from a vending machine that's filled with fake snot?
That's always fun to lay on the guys leg when he's sleeping.
ktflyer wrote:Does anyone else have any good advice?
Dump the guy. He's obviously doing something wrong.
I was having sex one time and I had a bucket of eels hidden under the bed. As I approached climax I shouted, "Arrrrrgh! I....am....going... to ....cum!"
The girl increased her crazy hip thrusting and I carefully grabbed the bucket of eels and threw them all over her chest as I faked my orgasm.
The lights were off and she murmured "That was good, Gustav. Then she started rubbing her chest and felt the eels and let out a scream at the precise moment I turned the lights on.
I can still hear her screams.
"Sitting quietly and observing is another way" Very true but, not everyone is going to discus the meaning of every word they say if they think that everyone knows what it means
I'm not going to dump him. I like him. The sex is great. I just can't seem to get to that point.
Eels...I never tried that. Where can you get eels? Aren't they a bit cold?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:bucket of eels hidden under the bed
You should have dumped the contents of a submarine....
Damn, I thought that link was going to be about eels. It's about poultry, apparently.
I guess I'm not seeing the problem then. The sex is great, you like the guy, and you don't want to dump him. You orgasm when you have sex with him, but not as extra big as when you masturbate?
I suggest you continue your fantastic sex life with the guy, and masturbate whenever you are looking for that extra orgasmic explosion you don't get with him. And why not masturbate with his active participation? -- well, I guess if he particpates it's not technically "masturbation."
Kicky. Wipe your feet and come inside.
