I wanted to share this story with my lady, because I want you to enjoy more than one margarita. There are plenty of gentlemen around to assist - to make it happen, as it were. c.i.
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THE BEST DRINKING STORY EVER
From the State where drinking and driving is
considered a sport, comes a true story from Texas.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a
local neighborhood bar.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving
the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The
man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes
with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on
five different vehicles, the man managed to find his
own car, which he fell into. He was there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and
drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the
wipers on and off (it was a dry night), flicked the
hazard flasher on and off, tooted the horn and then
switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a
little and then remained stationary for a few more
minutes as more patrons left in their vehicles.
At last, he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the street.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this
time, now started up his patrol car, put on the
flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement,
the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the
officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to
the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be
broken." "I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the
designated decoy."

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