edgarblythe wrote:Screw you, parker. You don't give a **** if the transalation is accurate or not, you just came here to bash.
No doubt abou that Edgarblythe....
The Righteous Right
With so much fight
Telling us just how to live
But when you open their book
And take a look
Their morals leak out through a sieve
Should we pop pills like Rush?
Or gamble like Bennett?
Perhaps just slaughter cats
Like med-student Frist of the Senate
But most disappointing of all is O'Reilly
Why'd he settle with that sex har-ass-ment pest?
After all, he never touched "her-ass"
He only fondled her breast
[Reprinted from One State Two State Red State Blue State]
It's Impeachment Time
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/806547876
HOW WILL I INDICT THEE?
by Elizabeth Barrett, Special Prosecutor
How will I indict thee, George
Let me count the counts,
I'll indict thee to the heights and breadths of Texas itself
And whilst my ardor to imprison thee doth grow
My heart might near burst, yea
'Til I should see you, Dick, Rummy, ah, and Turd Blossom
Safely, lovingly embraced in the bosom of the slammer fore'er.