Oral Sex: Men vs Women

I hadn't realized oral sex was illegal in that many American states. You'd think initiating a pre-emptive war might be at least a misdemeanor in one or two.

Here in Canada, oral sex is legally unconstrained, though ironically, performed most poorly by lawyers.

Please excuse my error, Gen. I'd forgotten alot of what I've read here in the last two days.

Anyway--Happy for you in your wonderful relationship.

Per blatham's smarty pants post :wink:
I guess speeding is not my only illegal vice. You know, personal sexual gratification really shouldn't make me a law-breaker. There are other goofy archaic laws about where you can park your buggy on a Sunday afternoon in many states...

Somebody needs to spend a day going through the laws, and striking out the circa 1850 ones.

State's rights.

A lot of what goes on in California on a daily basis, wouldn't cut it in Maine.

You could be hung by your private parts for the same thing is Georgia.

The Georgia State Patrol is no laughing matter---well, not in front of them.

Same thing in the NorthEast.

You guys are a mess down there. Why don't you join us under the Maple Leaf?

I don't like hockey.

I don't either. And I only wear a toque when skiing and haven't had a donut since...jeesh...heck, I can't even remember, but long enough ago such that there's been enough interim oral sex to have me tried and convicted in many of your juridictions down there.

I'm thinking, if I were to get busted for oral, which state would be the loveliest to be incarcerated? So many to choose from. Which state did Jimmy Swaggart get blown in by that little black prostitute?

I'm just imagining, as I type, what might be the level of John Ashcroft's skills at oral.

I've always been amused by the name of the Irish airline --
Aer Lingus.

To me it conjures up the image of a certain . . . er . . .shall we say, 'Inflight delight'.

Aer lingus has always conjured that image for me, as well.

You know what the airline would be called if ConAir and Aer Lingus merged, right?

Yep! AerAir!

Breaking news: Genetalia is not the national airline of Italy...

There's a sucker born every minute...but only one in a million swallow.

Speaking of oral sex(or lack of), anyone ever hear of TMJ jaw disorder?

Yeah... were you wondering if that was just a convenient excuse?

Lockjaw, during some delicate times, could prove problematic.

What do hookers and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both suck seamen...

This girl I "know" has it. It limits things she can do.

Is this a valid excuse for kicking her to the curb???


I'M KIDDING!(about booting her)

Kinda.

Well it must be quite hard on some men who keep beating about the bush