Silly you, TerryD!
(Hope you haven't caught the dreaded office cold, too!)
It all started with the executive secretary......We've got to stop sharing phones!
It's SARS! It's SARS! Send the quarantine team (try saying that real fast a dozen times!)
Well, I'm certain it's not the Plague....that only lasts 72 hours....I'd be dead by now.
Hear ye! Hear ye! I've found the cure for the common cold!
Brew yourself a nice cup of extra creamy hot chocolate, then drop in a splash of Southern Comfort. NyQuil, SchmyQuil!
I'm on my 10th day in a row in a 13 days in a row thing, I'm not a happy puppy now, don't give me any sharp or blunt objects on sunday, for your own security!
or cocoa, vodka, and peppermint schnapps, if you please...
<hiding all objects from bigdice that may be used as weapons>
gimme a plastic container in which I can have some hard liqour on sunday, my last day in this 13 day horror...
Boss sucker punched me into working Sunday or I'd join you.
<handing bigdice a flimsy paper cup>
Well my boss went on vacation on the Freedom riviera in France, and left me, the 2 cooks, and his retired parents to run the restaurant.... We're usually closed mondays, but easter monday was open, and... what the f**k, hand me that cup, will ya!
Let's do a journey into time, coming sunday, in a bar near me;
BD: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh! <hangin' me 'ead> Poor Urs!
<Fixing a gigantic pitcher of mimosas for bigdice and slipping it into the refrigerator so he can pull it out when he wakes up. Throwing together an assorted basket of home baked muffins and setting them on the counter next to the fridge. Sneaking off to work.>
<passing the salt in case someone wants to rub it in the coworker's wound once the boss gets through with her>
Asking for prayers from everyone tonight.....
That we'll be able to meet one more payroll period. I have half of the funds already, but I'm very worried about getting the rest of it.
I have a strange feeling that this next week will prove to be the demise of my property.
Oh my goodness, Rae - that's awful! I'll be thinking good thoughts. Please keep us posted.
Rae, you write the checks. Make sure yours is cashed before the others are handed out.
What kind of boss is that supposed to be, macsm? Sounds like mine for the first five minutes after listening to some touchy/feely audio tape seminar.
Lol, roger! My boss is somewhat new to management, and is still a nice guy. I know it won't last.
for 7 hours a day 
