mms--
Gastric patients are know for approaching all food with a suspicious, distrustful, paranoid attitude.
This is not fun for the cook. You have my sympathy and my mother's sympathy and my grandmother's sympathy and I'm sure that Eve sat there nursing Abel while Cain played on the floor and Adam complained about his belly ache.
Did the hospital give you a diet sheet?
Have you tried fixing teeny-tiny snack meals? Soup in custard cups? Half a custard cup of applesauce? Two teaspoons of pudding?
How about melt-in-the-mouth candy? Dry toast with the crusts cut off?
Quote:"Smiling through GRITTED TEETH!"
Meanwhile, after a week that was not the most joyous of your life, you're cutting back on cigarettes and smoking outside and being an audience for Suddenly Inactive Invalid.
Your heavenly crown just got six more rubies and a Barbie Kewpie Doll.
Hold your dominion.