I am glad you're keeping the back door open for him. While waiting, I have a good joke from an airline passenger.
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us
that Captain Marvey has asked him to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so all lovely people, should put their trays up, that would be super.
On his trip back up the aisle, he notices a well-dressed Arabic-looking woman who hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said "In my country I am called a princess and i take orders from no one!" To which, without missing a beat, the flight attendant replied "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I am called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up Bitch!"