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What NOT to say during moments of intimacy...

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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 09:33 am
Could you turn over on your stomach? That way I can pretend I'm f**king your brother............





























again.
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violet24
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 09:36 am
wheres the condom?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 06:00 pm
violet24 wrote:
wheres the condom?


No, actually, that's a good thing to say.
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 06:02 pm
Gargamel wrote:
violet24 wrote:
wheres the condom?


No, actually, that's a good thing to say.


Not afterwards it's not...
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squinney
 
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Reply Thu 4 Aug, 2005 09:58 pm
Zane wrote:
squinney wrote:
I once started laughing and blurted out "Well, that blows that myth all to heck!"

Then he left.

Oh, well.


You mean all black men AREN'T well endowed?



I haven't seen ALL black men. Embarrassed
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violet24
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2005 01:34 am
LionTamerX wrote:
Gargamel wrote:
violet24 wrote:
wheres the condom?


No, actually, that's a good thing to say.


Not afterwards it's not...





I meant by quote that he had lost it whil having sex.... which is really really bad!
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kitchenpete
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2005 04:27 am
This is a hilarious thread...I do remember regretting (during one particular position) saying to her...

"I think this is doing more for you than for me" - it didn't exactly improve the mood of the occasion.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2005 11:43 pm
How long do you plan to be "almost there"? ..........


or....

Hup two three four! (Repeated continuously throughout the entire three minutes)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:03 pm
"Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!"
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Tue 9 Aug, 2005 03:45 pm
<hump furiously for 45 seconds or so, look at watch>

"A new 'personal best!'"
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pragmatic
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 05:00 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Hup two three four! (Repeated continuously throughout the entire three minutes)


How about hump two three four...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 07:22 am
say
I have to tell my mom about this ONE
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 01:11 pm
"NEXT"
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 01:25 pm
err....ahhh....
whats your name again?
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dragon49
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 02:56 pm
oh i forgot i had [substitute any STD]...ooops...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 03:22 pm
what are you still doing here?


( as a comment not to you dragon. Laughing )
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dragon49
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 03:38 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
what are you still doing here?


( as a comment not to you dragon. Laughing )


Laughing Laughing heehee...you know how to treat me, i know-talk dirty to me... Twisted Evil
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 03:39 pm
Laughing
not in public schweeeeetie ;-)
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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 03:39 pm
"I use to be a man." Laughing I crack myself up.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 10 Aug, 2005 03:42 pm
ME TOO!
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