boy my date last night was so much better at this than you are...
you remind me of the teletubbies
I have no contribution, but I'm taking notes
You - "Oh, Gus.."
Him - "Gus? My name is Slappy..."
Doing this is the only thing that makes the damn itching stop.
just peel the scabs
instant moisture!
to quote cleveland -- now that's just wrong.
you know you wanna see.......
come on....
This would be more fun with a few more people.
Are you referring to the thread, or is that something to avoid saying during intercourse?
"You might feel a little prick in your mouth."
oh those little guys?
they keep me warm at night.
(never used that one-just to clarify)
Do you mind if I take a nap?
Things a guy never wants to hear in bed:
Is it in yet?
Are you sure?
Are you done yet?
Things a girl doesn't want to hear:
Where does it go?
Ooops... Do you have any tissues?
I hate when my ex girlfreinds get together and talk about me
good lordee ee
keep your pecker up man
(ref gertrude)
This is cockney rhyming slang = wine
(or as I just typed wind
)
A nice drop of Gertrude
= gertrude Stein
= wine
I once started laughing and blurted out "Well, that blows that myth all to heck!"
Then he left.
Oh, well.
You girls are bringing back bad memories
Hey! I was more than a little disappointed myself, ya know!
