I would like to thank everyone for their wonderful contribution(s) to this thread.
This has been very therapeutic for me, as I now realise just how some of my utterances, whispered in the heat of horizontal horrendousness, may cause the recipient of the Ellpus elongation some mild distress.
I have had some more flashbacks over the past couple of days, and list them below.
I have also found the keys to the handcuffs.
<Ahem>
"Have you gained some weight?"
"It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate."
"You're good enough to do this for a living."
"Did I mention the video camera?"
"And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner!"
"You're SO much warmer than the ones in the Mortuary."
