shewolfnm wrote:
i DID one time, ask if it was in...
Huh.
Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, I see.
Pencil in a well more like it.
Can't churn butter with a toothpick...
So this one time, shewolfnm was hooking up with this guy for the first time. He gets a finger in her, and she's moaning with pleasure...she says "put another in," so he does. She then tells him "put all four in," so he does, and she's going crazy with delight. Then she says "put your other hand in." The guy does, then shewolnm says "now clap."
The guy responds, "I can't."
"Tight, aren't I?"
Slappy, how do you know all this about shewolfnm? Hmmmmm....?
stop telling people we slept together slappy..
oh yeah, by the way
you were using the other hole....
Kicky begs shewolf for sex. Shewolf declines. Kicky begins to plead and shewolf, feeling sorry for him, tell him, ok, but only if he promises to just put a little bit in. Slappy agrees and puts it in a little way but soon loses control and plunges it in to the hilt. Soon thereafter Shewolf feels sorry for him and tell him to put it all in.
A quick-thinking Slappy replies "No. A promise is a promise.'
gustavratzenhofer wrote: Slappy agrees and puts it in a little way but soon loses control and plunges it in to the hilt. '
and sadly, is never seen again
Here's one I don't believe both parties would want to hear:
How come I can't get out now?
Heres a bad question....
Is it supposed to look like that?
It's just so funny, you look just like Gollum naked!
guy to a girl: " u look like my mother "
so, wonder whats the football score?
squinney wrote:I once started laughing and blurted out "Well, that blows that myth all to heck!"
Then he left.
Oh, well.
You mean all black men AREN'T well endowed?
Are you going to be long still?
