Could you put on this clown wig and nose? It's the only way I can get hard.
(for slappy)
Guys never used to turn me on until I did that transvistite.
Don't worry, that big open sore all the way down the shaft of my penis never stops oozing pus. You'll get used to it.
Get off me pa, you're crushing my cigarettes.
(for you women from W. Virginia)
Uuuhh...thats my bellybutton
Now hold still while I insert this popsicle....
"One mississippi, two mississippi, oh, god, yeah that was good. Roll over bitch."
Wow, that was a great move! You think you could teach my sister to do that? Here, wait, lemme go get her! Eunice! Eunice! C'mere! I got somethin' to show ya!!!
from national lampoon's
pa says i'm the best french kisser in town
My last boyfriend never let me stick my finger in HIS butt....
Wow, this is more fun WITHOUT momma
Could you turn around? I've only ever practised on sheep....
"Here, put on this Ted Danson mask."
damn i didn't realize how fat you were until you took your clothes off
Yeah, I do only have one ball.
Just like Hitler.
Why does it shrink when I touch it?
OK, would any of you say those things in a moment of passion? Have you really, honestly said anything like those mentioned? If so, I could understand instantaneous dislike and need for revenge; perhaps along the Bobbit line of injury.
i DID one time, ask if it was in...
....and I answered "Yes, but the weather was cold"
