After this, can we go pet the horsies?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Making cheap 70's-style porn jazz noises.
BOW-chicka-BOW-chicka-BOW-bi-BOW-bi-BOW.
This isnt what my mom said would happen....
What the hell? I don't remember it being green.
Just let me take these antibiotics before we get started....
gustavratzenhofer wrote:What the hell? I don't remember it being green.
Gus... are you having sex with Kermit again?
Pardon me, I passed some gas. That's funny... I don't remember eating burned tires.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned..."
Did you ever pay that gas bill?
I still remember how amazing this felt when we first met ...
Now if you'll just put on these fangs and hold this liquorice whip....
Do you mind if I braid it?
WOW! I didn't realize how little it could get.
Do you think something's burning in the kitchen?
....and after I ate those 4 potato chips I just felt like a heffer so now my workout routine has gone from...
If you shave, it will look bigger
