(R) Socky
Asian chop-socky movie about a loser who wins a kung fu championship by being able to take 10 times the number of hits that he gives. A planned sequel is discontinued when the star dies from chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE).
Ding Dong (King Kong)
Remake of the film noir classic, The Postman Always Rings Twice. In this version a rather large ape goes undercover as a mailman and solves crimes door to door.
@coluber2001,
Ding Dong II (King Kong)
In this sequel a rather large cross-dressing ape dressed as a middle class lady from the 50s tries to fit in selling Avon products door to door. "Ding dong--Avon calling."
The (B) Pride of Frankenstein
In this happy version, Dr Frankenstein creates a pretty woman monster that he falls in love with, marries, and has a whole handful of successful little monster children.
Willy Wonky(a) and the Chocolate Factory
One man with a genital deformation has a chocolate fetish that becomes a worldwide fad.
@coluber2001,
Hey, you're good at this, ya know?
@roger,
Thanks, tho I don't seem to get many responses.
Top (G)Hun
Musical comedy about the Third Reich's zany #1 aryan.
Spi(a)ceballs
Spiceballs - adventures in cooking while on a space voyage
(C)Watch Me If You Can
Laid-off, quarantined strip club dancer tries to make a living entertaining door-to-door in a bubble costume.
(T)Germs of Endearment
A Southern family sets out on a quest to infect as many friends, family and likeminded as they can, in the hopes of having a huge MAGA Quarantine/Rally
(W)Pest World
In the tradition of Willard and Ben, the skin-crawling story of a man who creates an amusement park for those fond of various and sundry types of vermin
The L(a)ust Samurai
LAPD Hunt for the elusive martial arts badman who rapes at sword point.
@snood,
I'm enjoying the thread and glad coluber2001 doesn't have to carry it for the rest of us.
The Karate Kix(d)
Television series based on the movie sponsored by General Mills.
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(K)Pill Bill
Revenge saga about a young woman’s quest to exact revenge on the pharmacist who ruined her life
Kill B(i)ull
Revenge saga about a sentient bovine’s quest to exact revenge on the matador who ruined his life
Kill (B)Dill
Revenge saga about a furious cucumber’s quest to exact revenge on the pickle company that ruined it’s life
Reservoir (D)Hogs
This film takes place 200 years in the future. Global warming has taken a huge toll on the planet. Lake Michigan has completely dried up, but no worry because Harley-Davidson in Milwaukee still survives and sponsors thrilling motorcycle races in the lakebed. Starring Steve McQueen's great great great grandson.
Crimson (T)Wide
Rousing tale of the 1980 Alabama football team who’s entire defensive line was made up of one man - the legendary 750lb player Bubba Hubble
(P)Kale Rider
The legend of the cowboy with no name, whose lightning-fast draw developed from his love for eating greens
Some Like it (H)Bot
The strange, seamy yet true story of cross-dressing cyborg prostitutes
