@Sturgis,
Singin' in the Drain
Sewer workers stage a musical comedy on location.
Forrest Pump - Epic story of a young man who serendipitously appears in the middle of historically significant events and does bicep curls.
Call of the Mild - An accountant and his Shih Tzu roam the wilderness.
Stir Trek - 007 a spy in the sky looking for the perfect Martini.
Slack Panther - Biopic of Edward Singer, inventor of Sansa-belt pants.
No Country for Old Meg - Blockbuster expose’ about the systematic exclusion of Meg Ryan from Hollywood after she turned fifty.
@snood,
(T)Hen commandments
Chicken leads a flock of chickens escaping from captivity and founds new world religion.
@coluber2001,
The (S)Mound of Music
Professional singer hired as starting pitcher in MLB. He sings while on the mound irritating the other players. When he develops laryngitis, suspicions arise as to the cause.
The (R)Hounders
A drama about the work force of an international collections corporation and methods they use, some of which may be illegal.
Never Say (N)Lever Again
In this straight to video soon to be classic, James Bond rebels against MI6 after being concussed by a number of door opener levers which fall onto him from a stolen truck in front of him. He's reminded of his loathing of levers and proceeds to plot against designers who use them.
James Corden makes his Bond portrayal debut....
Raging Bill (Bull)
Former president gets ticked and challenges Trump to a televised bout in the ring.
Singing in the Drain
Art Carney's homage to the honeymooners/a.e. Singing in the Rain
Apocalypse Cow
Rogue bovine disrupts world order.
@coluber2001,
D. T. The Extra-Terrestrial
Orange android from outer space hits the big time as a carnival barker.
@coluber2001,
JURASSIC BARK_
A fossilized sailing vessel is found in a sedimentary layer that contains several archaeopteryx fossils. This sends a shock wave into the biological world as more evidence of aliens in deep time can be found in te fossil record
(R)Liver of No Return
sclerosis pays a call
The Red Badger of Courage
Badger attempts to steal a young chicken but is bloodied by an outraged rooster
Sergeant (Y)Mork
Space alien gets drafted, then promoted
(D)POA
Papa comes him, pissed on arrival
