Ruin a movie by changing one letter.

Wasn't me Frank, i was only rubber necking like yourself.


Twas noth, handbags.

Oops, I thought I was addressing Coluber. Actually, I shoulda quoted Izzy, because that was a nice move on his part.

Were you here when I used to post in A2K? Your name is not familiar, but at my age, my wife's name sometimes escapes me.

Shitter Island.- - - (Shutter Island)

In 1954, a U.S. Marshal investigates an outbreak of acute diarrhea on the island.

True

On & off Frank

Don't forget to send me them bank details you promised me.

2020: A Space Oddity
( 2001: A Space Odyssey)

A movie about the formation of the Space Force. Nothing going on in space, but there are a lot of pretty flags and logos.

Hatch Me If You Can
(Catch Me If You Can)

Recalcitrant bird refuses to hatch. Inept ornithologists are called in to operate and extricate the hatchling, but to their surprise there is no bird inside, just one of Hagrid's dragons.