Ruin a movie by changing one letter.

The Malfeasant Seven
(The Magnificent Seven)

The seven, or what's left of them, sick of risking their lives for tortillas, find four more members to replace the dead ones and become bank robbers.

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Rosemary's a Crybaby
(Rosemary's Baby)

All right. So your child is going to be the devil's spawn. So what? Live with it. You never know, he could grow up to be the president someday. Oh Feck! Get rid of it.

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Forest Dump
(Forest Gump)

Murder mystery takes place during the 2020 Byron Nelson PGA tour golf tournament in Dallas located in the Trinity Forest Golf Club, an oxymoron. The golf club is located on the top of an old sanitary fill (dump) and, oddly enough, there is not a single tree on the course. Also, the tournament never took place this year because of Coronavirus, and, therefore, no movie and no murder mystery.

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@coluber2001,

Oddly enough, everything about the above post is true except that there is no movie. The golf course was built on top of a sanitary fill (dump) and, despite the name of Trinity Forest golf club, there are no trees on the course. So the title, Forrest Dump, would be more descriptive than the given title of the golf course. The course is next to the Trinity Forest, and I suspect that trees were knocked down originally to make way for the sanitary fill.

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I scream
(scream)

People are hoarding dairy cows because of an outbreak of hoof and mouth disease and the cows are quarantined. There is a horrific shortage of ice cream causing people to panic and riot in the streets because they think the government is the cause.

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Easy (M) Honey

Margot Friskiewicz gives yet another fine and memorable performance. This time as Honey Doodle, a young lady who is a bit too friendly with the guys and gals she meets.

This film has not yet been rated, contains no violence, does contain both gratuitous and non-gratuitous nudity, as well as group songfests and barbeques.

Scheduled for Thanksgiving week release.

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It's a wonderful Luftwaffe
(It's a Wonderful Life)

Comedy about a real cut-up with a sense of style and fashion, Hermann Göring, head of the German luftwaffe and all-around sociopath. He was also a fast-draw artist and reached for his cyanide when he heard the word rope. He won, beating the rope by a neck instead of losing by a no(o)se.*

*When he sensed that his own personal "final solution" was death by hanging, he reached for his cyanide pill and beat the executioner.

http://vimu.info/files/09/img/large/9_8_266_fo_goering.jpg

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D.T. the Extra-Tonsorial
(E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial)

Extraordinarily vain, balding con man gets scalp surgery, sports an absurd hairdo that matches his character, and cons a nation.

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@izzythepush,

If this has been done already, I apologize, but from my favorite movie:

Pulp Diction: Who the hell knows what its about? No one can understand a word said.

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The Trump

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/2500/Hobo-Donald-Trump--2759.jpg

The Tramp

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The Woods
(The Woods)

Wife of a famously unfaithful professional golfer who previously showed no interest in learning golf handily demonstrates her adeptness with a 9-iron.

https://i2.netflixmovies.com/dibsl9ebc/image/upload/w_600,h_891,c_lfill,g_north/k587jiuve6dwmdlia9ss.jpg

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Das Boot
(Das Boot)

Another bad television show with the same title as the German movie, but this one has nothing to do with U-boats. It's about a demagogic con man in the White House who enjoys firing people who don't measure up to his own grandiosity.

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The Lyin' Kink (2021)
(The Lion King)

Just one of a plethora of post-Trump movies.

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Toy Tory
(Toy Story)

Conservatives in England find a leader and ask, "Wouldn't it be a good idea to leave the European Union"?

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Rowboatcop
(Robocop)

Part man, part boat, all cop!

https://humoroutcasts.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/rowboatcop.jpg

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Pulp Friction.

Story of a guy with a fruit fetish and his unfortunate run in with a pineapple.

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A Fridge To Far.

A food critic goes too far and ends up dead with a fridge on his head.

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@eurocelticyankee,

No doubt it was Gordon Ramsay as both cook and critic.
He tries to commit suicide by sticking his head in the refrigerator but only cools off.

https://compote.slate.com/images/69422bfb-57d9-4746-b03b-43a7521b39c2.jpeg?width=780&height=520&rect=1881x1254&offset=0x0

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@coluber2001,

Gordon Ramsay is a decent enough bloke. He was in a programme over here called faking it or something like that, where ordinary people had to try to pass themselves off as a professional/expert after a week’s training.

Gordon Ramsay took a bloke from a burger van and entered him a competition for prestigious young chefs. The challenge was to see if he could fool the judges into thinking he was worthy of being included.

He won the competition. Bravo Gordon, what a brilliant teacher.

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@coluber2001,

Hah, i was actually going to write (preferably Gordon Ramsay) but i thought i might offend the people who seem to like the obnoxious bully.

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