(C)Handyman
If you look in the mirror and say the name three times, the phantom homicidal plumber appears
H(e)alter Skelter
The story is finally told of the brave women who pioneered the braless revolution of the seventies
The Shiting
(The Shining)
Jack has just had the crap of his life and he can't wait to tell everybody about it.
@roger,
roger wrote:
I'm enjoying the thread and glad coluber2001 doesn't have to carry it for the rest of us.
Could not agree more. I'm loving this thread, a good laugh is just what we need right now. Please keep them coming.
When (H)Barry Met Sally
Now the story can be told. The much whispered-about affair between the veteran actress Sally Fields and a young state Senator named Obama
Planet of the Aves* (Apes)
*Aves--a class of vertebrates which comprises the birds.
Manned spaceship lands on a planet that looks remarkably like Earth but is ruled by birds, mean old birds.
The (S)Cons of Katie Elder
Classic western about the sons of a deceased lady criminal come to town to make amends for her many crimes
A Otter is Born
Another in the Disney True Life Adventures series.
Poultry of the Caribbean: Dead Hens Tell No Tails
Heartbreaking story of seafaring chickens fighting their way thru dangerous waters avoiding the bad eggs -- and the rotten eggs --attempting to feather their nests....the pirate way.
Yes I broke a lot of rules, I might do it again.
Good Buy Columbus
Columbus buys a boat and heads it in search of the East Indies.
Batch 22
Moonshining during Prohibition.
(K)Framer vs (K)Framer
The untold story of the bitter rivalry and resulting bloody fistfights between John Adams and Benjamin Franklin
(C)Patch Me If You Can
The rise and fall of H. Dumpty, a large, overly ambitious egg.
The Red Pony
The Dead Pony - Spring roundup is canceled
Death Wish
Death Fish - mutated piranha eats a ship
Birth of a Nation
Girth of a Nation - Chips and fries mutate, engorging unsuspecting casual eaters
Around the World in 80 Days
Around the World in 80 Plays - Drew Brees attempts to pass a football around the globe in 80 days
Cannonball rug
A bad case of the squirts.
Rocky 4
Rocky 49 - The Italian Stallion gets cremated
West Side Stork(y)
A stork in Munster, France has conflict with another stork building its nest on the east side of the same house.
