@glitterbag,
Irony Man
The story of unlikely superhero Tony Snark, billionaire entrepreneur who cornered the market on insufferably glib greeting cards. He employs his sardonic wit and irony to stun bad guys.
@snood,
The Great Dickator
Pornhub classic with Charlie Chaplin look-alike.
Yankee (D) Noodle Dandy
Ramen manufacturer from Tokyo emmigrates to the United States finding love and success with his noodles.
The Malted (Maltese) Falcon
Love and intrigue in an ice cream parlor of the 50s.
Fart and furious, shitawful road trip.
Closet Encounters of the Third Kind
Undercover gays go undercover in this police thriller.
There is a tv programme over here called Richard Osman’s House of Games. One of the games is similar to this but done the other way round. They change a letter then give the definition of the new film.
These two were both on last night, and in the spirit of the show I’ll give the definition first.
A cheery cocker spaniel escapes only to endure the company of an orange sociopathic narcissist while eating spaghetti.
The Lady and the Trump
In a Shakespeare remake Petruccio marries a bossy green ogre.
The Taming of the Shrek.
Rears Window
Voyeur with a butt fetish, confined to a wheelchair, spies on women undressing in the next building. Titillating at first, but nothing else happens. R rated
Days of W(h)ine and Roses
A gardener, constantly poked by thorns on the rose bush, lets her garden go to weeds.
The (Tr)Measure of the Sierra Madre
Cartographers intent on mapping a mountain range in Mexico discover gold. Greed and paranoia cause them to intentionally make inaccurate maps to hide their discovery.
Nosefearatu (Nosferatu)
Vampire with a nose phobia stalks Cyrano de Bergerac intent on giving him a rhinectomy.
@snood,
He is.....how many of us know anything about silent movies
G(b)irth of a Nation, It's really late.......I think I have a brilliant retort, but I'm falling aslzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. tomorrow
A Star is (B)Worn
Barbra Streisand stars in this musical based on the movie, Sunset Boulevard, where an aging actress tries to make a comeback.
In the Name of the (F)Lather
Stirring biopic telling the origins of the Tide Detergent empire
The Unbearable (L)Tightness of Being
Liberating, invigorating story about the invention of bulk laxatives
The Unbearable Lightness of (B)Peeing
Heart wrenching tale of a man’s decades long battle with benign prostatic hyperplasia
The Un(b)wearable Lightness of Being
The triumphant tale of the first man to legally practice public nudity in America
Sow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Albino Pig and mother of seven runts lead a revolt that runs the farmer off and sets up a communist state with the pigs as the administrators. The State slogan: Everyone's equal, but the pigs are more equal. (coincidentally, I'm sure, to the novel, Animal Farm.)
