All the King's Men
All the King's Hens - Ruthless farmer corners the egg market
Somebody Up There Licks Me
The strange tale of a supernatural connection to the great hereafter... with a sexy twist
The Secret Life of (P)Mets
Startling Expose of professional baseball players who lead double lives as compulsive shoplifters
Rocks(y)
A small-time Pittsburg boxer working as a debt collector for a loan shark somehow gets a championship fight with a real boxer and has some success. His strategy: wear the opponent down by repeatedly smashing his face against their fists.
To those who say this is the same exact movie as the original, note that this one takes place in Pittsburgh, not Philadelphia.
Tall in the Saddle
Balls in the Saddle - It's a long ride to Tucumcari
Postcards From the Edgy(e)
Documentary about bold sociological experiment that had students and severely bipolar subjects become pen pals
The Parent Trap
The Parent Crap - Teens rebel against clueless parents
Blazing (Saddles) Salads
Tijuana torchlight tomatoes and taco treats
The Guns of Navarone
The Guts of Navarone - dead men tell no tales
(All) Call the President's Men
A president facing a crisis calls on his cabinet to help him, but then realizes that he has fired them all.
Sergeant York
Sergeant Pork - Arnold Ziffel grows up to be a celebrated military pig.
The Big Red One
The Big Red Bone - Rubber chew bone for dog named Big Red gets lost and found
The Magnificent Sever.
Rather dry biopic about the split between orthodox and catholic Christianity starring Adam Sandler.
(F)Diddler on the Roof
The scandal of infamous French pedophile, Pierre Pantalone and his bawdy pursuit of young girls from the rooftops of Paris
@snood,
No doubt inspired by the pornographic novel by Henry Miller, Under the Roofs of Paris.
(C) Watch Me If You Can
A laid-off, strip club dancer tries to make a living taking her act door to door In a plastic bubble.
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:
No doubt inspired by the pornographic novel by Henry Miller, Under the Roofs of Paris.
Er... ah... Yes!! Of course!! I read that. Twice!
But not really
Beauty and the Boast (Beast)
Slovenian model dates and marries self-proclaimed "greatest man in the history of the world".
@coluber2001,
The (L)Bong Riders
When they're not robbing banks in the old west, they're partying.
@coluber2001,
The man who **** Liberty Valance.
One hell of a bowel movement.
