SAVE A COW . . . EAT A VEGETARIAN

I like it . . . waiter . . . waiter ! ! !

yes sir?

Ewww - he shed in my soup.

Yes, i'll have the gazpatcho soup, the chien brûlé, your house red, the bread and cheese plate . . . oh, and bring a bowl of **** for my flies . . .

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oops

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No that's alright, i brought my own flies . . .


YOU IMAGE LEECH ! ! !

third time lucky...


want flies with that?

Howling here.
Quietly.

I really must draw a firm line here! What sort of nation eats its national emblem?

well, look at it this way msolga, we're the world's only coat of arms without arms (weapons that is)

Yeah <sob> but we EAT kangaroos & emus!

There's no reason for you to have weapons. Who in their right or wrong mind would want to invade a vast flat island, all jungle/swamp in the north, desert for most of the rest, and which is surrounded by the densest coral reefs on the face of the earth? There's a reason that aborigines lived on their own for 40,000 years, a reason the place was picked to be a place of exile (they had tried the America State of Georgia, but the folks there discovered how to make moonshine and that took the edge off.)

And I don't wonder that you eat both kangaroo and emu, I mean, except for the huge herds of toads and rabbits, what is there?

Joe(I am sorry you are imprisoned there.)Nation

PS on the subject of the thread, pass the Porterhouse.

joe, joe, joe. looks like you got fooled by the Australian Tourism Commission

I'm a meat eater married to a veggie...pity me!

When we go out to dinner they always bring the veggie dish to me, assuming that as the female I must be the vegetarian.

What's worse is he regularly goes out with a t shirt on that bears the slogan 'I don't eat anything with a face'. I find this acutely embarrassing, especially as I wouldn't want my friends to assume I don't get any oral sex!!!

I have asked him to write (in brackets) 'EXCEPT SMORGS'...but he won't. There's just no compromise with some men!

How hopelessly un-gallant of him . . .

How typical the insensitivity of the vegetarian . . .

Come, innocent sister, join us in the land of the standing rib roast, the land of thick, sizzling rashers, come have a sausage with us . . .

Here I am with my steak knife and bib...ahhh, the pleasures of the flesh

vegetarians are to be pitied. Their vitamin B and amino acids are acquired from shrubbery .

Dont get me wrong, I like veggies, like collards and string beans, long as theyre cooked in a nice hamhock broth.

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