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SAVE A COW . . . EAT A VEGETARIAN

 
 
patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 05:53 pm
The wife's got a friend who's been over for Thanksgiving the last couple of years. Her kinfolk er in Alabama, and they shoot and eat a couple of coons every November instead of a turkey. She's been threatening that she's going to have one shipped up here on dry ice this year. No can do.

Gator, on the other hand -- I'm hankering to eat gator again. Gotta find a fancy joint around here that serves it.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 05:54 pm
Dog has a wonderful flavor, damned stringy, though . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 05:54 pm
They say the black ones are tastiest.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 06:00 pm
Squirrel soup is good if properly seasoned. I speak from experience.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 06:13 pm
Damn, I miss Vincent and his testicle eating stories. Oh, and all his other brilliant food posts,
and Cav.

So, MerryA and Set, shortly after reading your posts I went to the grocery store, and came home with fresh wild shrimp (wild shrimp?) and meatloaf fixins. No, not for the same meal.

JL, I like all your food ideas except the sacrificial human bits...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 06:17 pm
Why not raccoons, pdog? Me, I think they are cute... and would be given paws.
But, I think rabbits are cute too, and have gotten over it once a decade.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 06:18 pm
Oh, yeah, and raccoons are wilier (wilyer?) than I am.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 07:08 pm
Can't stand raccoons. Hate 'em. Nasty animals. Too many encounters with them in garbage cans to want to eat one.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 07:15 pm
I've known two coons, personally, who lived with people. They have long memories, they are spiteful and vengeful, and thoroughly decietful. If a coon is being nice to you, buddying up to you, go hide any personal effects you value.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 07:17 pm
Setanta wrote:
I've known two coons, personally, who lived with people. They have long memories, they are spiteful and vengeful, and thoroughly decietful. If a coon is being nice to you, buddying up to you, go hide any personal effects you value.


sp raccoons are tv evangelist republicans you're saying?
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 07:25 pm
blueveinedthrobber wrote:
Setanta wrote:
I've known two coons, personally, who lived with people. They have long memories, they are spiteful and vengeful, and thoroughly decietful. If a coon is being nice to you, buddying up to you, go hide any personal effects you value.


sp raccoons are tv evangelist republicans you're saying?


Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 07:49 pm
Naw, neither of these coons solicited faith offerings
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2005 10:51 pm
LionTamer, thanks. I sometimes scare myself, but it's good to know that it's not imagination.
By the way, folks, ANYTHING tastes good with the proper spicies.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 12:05 am
salt, I gather, is all...

though not in my book. I still insist on garlic and olive oil...
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 01:34 am
here's a nice little racoon


http://www.livingpictures.org/imagesanimals/raccoondead1.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 01:52 am
Awful scrawny . . . i mean, you wouldn't get much of a meal outta that one . . .
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 01:55 am
how about this one


http://www.petfooddirect.com/store/images/prod/2125341_lg.jpg
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 02:03 am
Well, they ain't no referential guide to judge the size, though it does appear a fat one . . .
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 02:03 am
sometimes vegetable concessions are unavoidable

http://sokaisha.hp.infoseek.co.jp/010827/petittomato.JPG
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moondoggy
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 02:03 am
all hail big bunny!
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