Osso...women are more than welcome in the Pubs. I just thought that you would prefer sitting at home, talking about Bottom and Puck, rather than swilling beer with the boys, whilst they discussed Bottom etc.
I'd buy you a pint anytime.
I've missed you girls as well, in a totally non sexual way, of course.
Space for Cricket Margo? Yes....but the village green has a very short boundary, which come to think of it, will be ideal for Australian cricket as you can score the odd "four" now and then.
Oh, the "unmeasured" fourth bedroom? I think it says it all, really. A good place to dump an unpopular relative at Christmas, I suppose. Just about big enough for a single bed and a first aid cabinet, for the head injuries received whilst trying to get dressed in the morning.