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George Galloway blasts the Senate

 
 
Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 01:23 am
Starting to smoke ...

http://www.zakas.org/gnome_mushroom_smoking_pipe_lg_clr.gif
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 01:28 am
Ah, but what are you smoking, Walter, and do you share?
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 01:34 am
HofT wrote:
McTag - source, please?


It was a joke, an old one (the best kind).

I used to know a guy who used to include made-up aphorisms in his essays, freely and widely attributed. And no-one could prove he was wrong.
"In the words of Abraham Lincoln/ Chairman Mao/ Nelson Mandela, "Each action has a consequence, the results of which may be unknown""
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 01:57 am
Finn d'Abuzz wrote:
I seriously doubt I might ever love France, simply because it is inhabited by the French.


Ah! a little bashing at least!

I was worrying about seing none these days...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 01:59 am
I was completely out of ideas for French bashing . . . i had no idea you'd accept simple invective . . .
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 02:12 am
I dont accept invectives. I dont accept arguiging either...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 02:18 am
I take issue with that . . .
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 02:48 am
Can I see the half-dressed tart too?
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 02:49 am
Setanta wrote:
I was completely out of ideas for French bashing . . . i had no idea you'd accept simple invective . . .


Don't strain yourself Setanta.

Wrap yourself around that Pomernian and you're bound to feel subdued,

But then again... if not---run Babette, run Babette!
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 03:46 am
McTag wrote:
Can I see the half-dressed tart too?


Well, she's only about 50 pixels high, McT, but she's stacked, no doubt about that.
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 04:46 am
Finn d'Abuzz wrote:
I must admit it, I love Europe.

I especially love England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, The Netherlands, Italy, Germany, and (on the periphery) Scandinavia.

I seriously doubt I might ever love France, simply because it is inhabited by the French.

I question whether or not I might love France Lite - Belgium, but I suspect that my lack of ardour for states like Spain and Portugal is directly connected to the fact that I have yet to visit these nations.

There is so much to admire about these nations and their people.

However...If they have no use for us, I have no use for them.

Clearly it is not 100% of all Europeans who despise the US.

Whether it be 50%, 30%, 20% or 10% of Europeans who love America, these are the Europeans with whom my heart connects.

What amazes me is that anyone might feel content in wallowing in the faults of one's nation (homeland) and at the same time invigorated by the jeering criticism of other nations.

Spare me the BS notion of purity of spirit and consideration. Liberals are no more pure in their idealism than Conservatives. Given that we are all imperfect specimens of God's creation, how does it make sense that almost 50% of our species (albeit they would argue the number exceeds 50%) prefers to think the worst of us?

There is only one answer: By thinking the worst of us as a group, individuals can, somehow, lay claim to exceptional grace.

Yeah, right!


dear texan swine

You're being a tad dull regarding who is it is claiming exceptional grace...

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I don't know anyone who doesn't love to travel through the US and interact with youse yanquis. There probably are some but I haven't met them and if I did I'd probably have the urge to piss on their shoes and their flag.

I don't know anyone who doesn't love Cole Porter, Mark Twain, the Bill of Rights, the transistor, the New York Metropolitan, the Nash Metropolitan, coonskin caps, 59 Caddy tailights, surfergirl tummies, the Chrysler Building, West Side Story, the watercolor backgrounds painted for Bambi, Nichols and May, the moon-landing, the consequences if not the odor from an oil-barrel of smouldering brassieres, American Graffitti, Bob Dylan (BC), Olmstead's parks, Joan Didion's every sentence, blues harmonica, Singing in the Rain, the cheeseburger, the collected sermons of Will Rogers, and that black girl's bum I saw yesterday on Lexington. Actually, there are people who despise a lot of those things above, but most of them are Americans.

The Western World, though not the rest of it, is in a golden age and this would not likely have been so without the mad frenetic swirl of America.

But that ain't the whole story, that's just the good part. You are more violent and militaristic than any other nation blowing each other to **** with a statistical abandon that has the rest of us shaking our heads, and blowing other peoples to **** with an ethusiasm that the first part of this equation does not ammeliorate in the slightest. And all under the blessings of providence, being providence's chosen.
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HofT
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:05 am
The ladies of New York hope that France-bashing won't extend to their clothes - more of them were to be seen in French salons de couture recently than on Fifth Avenue....This was the winter jacket most sold to Americans, as per informal poll of shop assistants:

http://cache.vogueparis.com/2005/Automne_Hiver/Femmes/Pret_a_porter/Paris/Christian_Lacroix/00010_g.jpg

Whether this will also fit the bill for McTag's query I know not <G>
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:08 am
Right. I've been seeing a lot of American classy ladies in Paris...
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:20 am
Francis wrote:
Right. I've been seeing a lot of American classy ladies in Paris...


Ah, that's the place where they hide. Laughing
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HofT
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:24 am
Of course we don't face the problem of knowing what to call French / Freedom fries - if we are to fit into our new clothes we can't eat them no matter what they're called Smile
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:31 am
Walter Hinteler wrote:
Ah, that's the place where they hide. Laughing


Why, Walter, are you missing some?

HofT - to fit in those clothes you are allowed to eat three F... fries each meal!
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HofT
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:34 am
Yes, Francis, but that's only if we eat nothing else in that meal.
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:36 am
Yes, that's what I meant...
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blatham
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:36 am
An excellent coat and pefectly designed for that eventuality where a lady's gentle husband discerns some amorous extra-marital goings-on and rather than shoot her through the forehead with a speargun, merely crazyglues plucked chickens to her two elbows. Who'd know?
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Francis
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2005 05:40 am
blatham wrote:
An excellent coat and pefectly designed for that eventuality where a lady's gentle husband discerns some amorous extra-marital goings-on and rather than shoot her through the forehead with a speargun, merely crazyglues plucked chickens to her two elbows. Who'd know?


or go himself to amorous extra-maritals also?
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