@neologist,
Like several big folks on here (the Mark Twain guy) you confuse words and things.
I can call it a Pendule à coucou or a cuckoo clock and the difference?
You say either and I say either,
You say neither and I say neither
Either, either Neither, neither
Let's call the whole thing off.
You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto.
Let's call the whole thing off