Man, you chicks are so sensitive about the whole car accident thing. When I got my first car with airbags, I was pretty proud about keeping up with the Jones'. So I had this date, and I wanted to show this girl how the passenger airbag works in a collision.
Once she snapped out of her coma, she was really steamed. Never a second date.
Go figure.
Slappy
That really surprises me! Hmmmmm......
I know. Me too.
I even signed her body cast.
Nah, forget her. No sense of humour, no appreciation of a good car. Thank god not all of us are that dull!
From what the doctors say, she has no choice but to forget about me.
So, uh, who wants to go for a spin? My new car has SIX airbags up front.
