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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 03:05 am
Thanks for the understanding guys. FYI I started this thread in the medical section, but it was moved. It appears as if someone thought my condition was funny.
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 03:53 am
Also FYI, my nic is donkey boy because we breed donkeys on our farm here in Australia!!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 03:57 am
Maybe it was "hanging around" in the medical section, and that by moving it to the humour section, it might "arouse" more interest and receive some "straight up" answers accompanied by "hard" facts.
Or they knew that the people that frequent the humour section were "nuts" and reckoned that they would not let the subject go limp.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 03:58 am
donkeyboy wrote:
Also FYI, my nic is donkey boy because we breed donkeys on our farm here in Australia!!


Are you sure that you didnt try "blueveinedthrobber" first and find that it was already taken?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 04:08 am
donkeyboy wrote:
Thanks for the understanding guys. FYI I started this thread in the medical section, but it was moved. It appears as if someone thought my condition was funny.


Not the condition. Only the way in which you present it Laughing
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2005 04:11 am
donkeyboy wrote:
Also FYI, my nic is donkey boy because we breed donkeys on our farm here in Australia!!


So, do you belong to the Donkey Society of Australia Inc?
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:50 am
"The donkey society of Australia"? I thought I would leave this comment for a few days to settle.

It is unfortunately starkly obvious that we are not dealing with too many MENSA memers in this forum are we?

That statement implies beastialty, which frankly is quite disgusting.
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:59 am
Hi there Donkeyboy. Long time no see.

Try not to take things said here too seriously. I don't think anyone meant any harm.
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material girl
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 07:34 am
That statement implies beastialty, which frankly is quite disgusting.[/quote]

So youve tried it then!


Just joking.
Have you found any doctors to talk to about yuor situation?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:30 pm
My friend had a similar problem and was prescribed Aspirin.
He was told to put three large tablets in his left shoe and it would make him limp all day.
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my dog pooped in ur yard
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:35 pm
a small pecker would be much worse than your problem :wink: better too much then too little
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:48 pm
Welcome aboard "My dog".

I agree, big is better....at least you have options. You could always bend it in half like the man from Kent :-

There was a young man from Kent
Whose d**k was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He pushed it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
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my dog pooped in ur yard
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 05:53 pm
Laughing that was good, ole' boy. thanks for the welcome!
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 06:50 pm
donkeyboy wrote:
"The donkey society of Australia"? I thought I would leave this comment for a few days to settle.

It is unfortunately starkly obvious that we are not dealing with too many MENSA memers in this forum are we?

That statement implies beastialty, which frankly is quite disgusting.


You said that you got your nickname because you actually raise donkeys on a farm in Australia. I therefore assumed that you would belong to the
Society of donkey farmers. I guess not. This is a legitimate organization in Australia...thought you might know that :-)

Have you found any MENSA memers (sic) to help you with your problem? :-)
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 07:05 pm
Wait...hold on here.

What's so disgusting about banging donkeys?

Try telling a donkey that.
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chris56789
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 09:53 pm
I'm asian, i only have a 5 inch penis. *Wow, i just stereo-typed myself* Anyways.... sometimes I can get it to 5 1/2 inches if it's been on a long hiatus, but that's it.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 09:56 pm
Chris, stop exaggerating.

You're supposed to measure from the base, not your a-hole.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 18 Apr, 2005 10:07 pm
<pissing pants laughing>
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 02:07 am
Wayhay!!Kicky's on board!!!

Apparently the penis starts from inside the body so there is an extra couple of inches that cant be seen!!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 04:34 am
It is obviously the hollow part, which the exterior hides in when it is cold.
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