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Large Penis Issues

 
 
donkeyboy
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 09:39 am
Well its up to 12 pages now!!! wow!

I met a lady the other night, we got intimate, you know kissed n stuff, said she didnt mind about my penis size...Anyway, do you think I could actually get it in?!

So there you go. Lots of people have emailed me, some have even asked for pics?! (as if im gonna send you a pic of me naked!) but honestly, somtimes i iwish a had a normal size penis, say 8 inches, then I wouldnt feel like such a tourist attraction...

I hope people like me for who i am, not some guy with a huge member, a challenge if you will...


Folks, I love getting your emails, but fellas, I gotta tell ya, that just dont do it for me!

Salamanders
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 09:41 am
I couldnt agree with me more on that!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 10:11 am
You're an attention whore.

"Do you think I could actually get it in?"

Are you a virgin? Never banged a woman? You should know by now if you can get it in.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 10:25 am
interesting. who is emailing you, donkeyboy? i don't think it would be people from this site.
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 07:15 pm
Hmmmm, interseting. No, the 15 emailers must have all come from another site then...lol

Am I google now??!
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 07:52 pm
To be honest with you..........huge penis's really don't do it for me. :wink: I prefer more the "average" size. So if I like someone it sure wouldn't be for that reason. Smile

BUT ... any guy I have ever met that has a big one...LOVES lettin' everyone know about it. Neutral
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 07:59 pm
Mine is one inch in length and the approximate girth of fishing line.

Those were the cards I was dealt and perhaps that explains my love for the common hummingbird.
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 08:14 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Mine is one inch in length and the approximate girth of fishing line.

Those were the cards I was dealt and perhaps that explains my love for the common hummingbird.

hmmmm, I think we've met before.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 08:24 pm
Are you a hummingbird, brooke? What syrup feeder did I meet you at?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 08:33 pm
You seem to be getting really pumped up Donkeyboy. Your first post spoke of wondering if there was a way to get a reduction. All this attention seems to have changed your mind.

I read where you had to strap it to your leg. I would just stick it in my sock. You may need kneehighs though ;-)
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2005 09:12 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Are you a hummingbird, brooke?


I have been known to hum a few words while giving someone the bird.
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 12:44 am
Why is this becoming a bitch about donkeyboy session? I have a legitimate condition which prevents me from making love. I am not here to pick up, and really am quite un-concerned about some members preferences in relation to penis size.

I am not an attention whore at all. If I wanted attention I would become a porno actor as has been suggested.

I started this thread because I am embarrassed about my size, if you find that intimidating, it would be very easy for you to visit another forum and take your cutting snide comments in there.

I dont appreciate it.


Please stop sending me emails!!!!! I am getting too many now and because I'm on dial up, I'm actually considering changing my email addy.


Im not some freak you know. I am a real person, please be considerate.
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material girl
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 02:15 am
Have you made any progress on finding anyone that can help you?
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 02:35 am
Yes, a heartfelt, genuine feeling person, with
a condition and situation that approaches
solitude. Wastefulness. Painful isolation. Death.

I'm not speaking about you, but
the community that we live in . . . that
is hard-pressed, and longing, to connect
with humanity and simple acknowledgement.

You think I'm joking, but three of my friends
have already died and been buried in the ground.

What is it YOU want?

What is it truly, that you want?

What does this thread ask for?

Seriously,

What do you need? As a person,
as a human being . . . honestly . . .

Consideration being the main point, what can we give you
that might help this month, or today?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 05:01 am
donkeyboy wrote:
Why is this becoming a bitch about donkeyboy session? I have a legitimate condition which prevents me from making love. I am not here to pick up, and really am quite un-concerned about some members preferences in relation to penis size.

I am not an attention whore at all. If I wanted attention I would become a porno actor as has been suggested.

I started this thread because I am embarrassed about my size.

Please dont take offence donkeyboy, its just that the people on this forum have reasonable powers of deduction, and have had years of experience in dealing with pranksters such as Kicky and Gus, so it is only natural that they would initially view your opening thread with some suspicion and cynicism.
Well, THAT added to the fact that you chose the HUMOUR category for your supposed serious medical topic.
Oh, AND the fact that for someone who is supposedly embarrassed about the supposedly "genuine" problem, they would give themselves the name of "donkeyboy".

I remain on the suspicious side of the fence, I suppose.
Dont ask me why...................maybe you could ask a moderator to move this to the medical section.......or waggery?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 05:06 am
Darn Lord Ellpus, that is exactly what I was going to say! Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 05:09 am
Sorry Intrepid old boy, but Humour was obviously the wrong section. I have been looking for weeks for a "how do I revitalise a withered penis" thread, but cannot locate one.
Maybe I'll have to start my own, but not in "humour" as Slappy's remedies are a bit off the wall for my liking.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 05:13 am
176
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 06:40 am
donkeyboy wrote:
Please stop sending me emails!!!!! I am getting too many now and because I'm on dial up, I'm actually considering changing my email addy.

Im not some freak you know. I am a real person, please be considerate.

Why don't you just take your email address off, Donkeyboy? You can edit your own posts you know. Just click "edit" top-right of your post (where it says quote/edit/report), and take your address out of the post you wrote it in.

Smart to do so in any case cause you're right, your post is indeed on Google now, and anyone out there can find it and email you - doesnt need to be any of the members here.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2005 07:27 am
Yup there are only 36985 members on A2K. Only an itsy bitsy (no pun intended Laughing ) number compared to everybody out there :-)
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