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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 06:25 am
lol, @ you picking up on typos...I think "member" as a word is over used in this thread anyway...
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donkeyboy
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 06:39 am
Ok, heres the thing...so, I'm at the docs last Tuesday, he says to me they want to photograph me...you know down stairs. Apparently for a medical book. Turns out that I am in .1% of the worlds population with a member of ten inches or more that functions correctly!

So, now I'm a case study folks!

I actually thought there were lots more cases?
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material girl
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 07:27 am
Well theres something to be proud of, youll be in medical books!!

What did the docs say, can they help you?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 07:46 am
The world-reknown donkeyboy wrote:
Turns out that I am in .1% of the worlds population with a member of ten inches or more that functions correctly!


Does that study include women? Because that would throw off the average a little.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 07:54 am
And does that study include hermaphrodites?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 08:00 am
I have a good hermaphrodite joke, but I probably couldn't sneak it by the censors.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 08:03 am
Is your PM finger broken?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 08:04 am
And is the Doctor going to photograph your Hampton in both "conditions"?

If he is, will this involve a nurse?

If so, can I have some copies?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 08:17 am
i have a large penis.
is that an issue?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 08:21 am
So, what are you trying to tell us then Shewolf?

You havent had one of those operations have you?
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 19 Apr, 2005 05:37 pm
As long as its your hubby's, Shewolf, it shouldnt be any problem.
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goonebetterondonkey
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2005 02:49 pm
donkeyboy - down boy! get down that scale of large members!
Donkeyboy has finally conceded to my member, all 13.5 inches long and a wopping 3"thick with a girth of 8.2 TOP THAT ONE DONKEYBOY but .... whilst us boys may find that amusing in the shower room not many of our female friends actually want that monster anywhere near them!! it is true .... Only once have I managed to find a girl who could take even 2/3 of my old chap! What you say Montana? :wink:
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2005 03:57 pm
Hmmm - Donkeykong - a new kind of would be hero - "A Legend in His Own Mind."
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2005 04:15 pm
Re: donkeyboy - down boy! get down that scale of large membe
goonebetterondonkey wrote:
Donkeyboy has finally conceded to my member, all 13.5 inches long and a wopping 3"thick with a girth of 8.2 TOP THAT ONE DONKEYBOY but .... whilst us boys may find that amusing in the shower room not many of our female friends actually want that monster anywhere near them!! it is true .... Only once have I managed to find a girl who could take even 2/3 of my old chap! What you say Montana? :wink:


Shocked <runs away screaming>!!!!!!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:07 am
Re: donkeyboy - down boy! get down that scale of large membe
goonebetterondonkey wrote:
Donkeyboy has finally conceded to my member, all 13.5 inches long and a wopping 3"thick with a girth of 8.2 TOP THAT ONE DONKEYBOY but .... whilst us boys may find that amusing in the shower room not many of our female friends actually want that monster anywhere near them!! it is true .... Only once have I managed to find a girl who could take even 2/3 of my old chap! What you say Montana? :wink:


3" thick and a girth of 8.2 ?? I am confused.
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Montana
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 03:12 am
I was wondering about that one myself. Hmmmm....
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2005 08:19 am
And a bit envious if the truth be known. That is if he IS telling the truth of course. But there is no reason to doubt him, after all, whoever heard of a man fibbing about the length of his willy?

Signed.
9.5inches from Droitwich.
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someone2
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 04:34 pm
when you say the size, do you mean when it's normal or erected?
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someone2
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2005 07:12 pm
Re: donkeyboy - down boy! get down that scale of large membe
goonebetterondonkey wrote:
Donkeyboy has finally conceded to my member, all 13.5 inches long and a wopping 3"thick with a girth of 8.2 TOP THAT ONE DONKEYBOY but .... whilst us boys may find that amusing in the shower room not many of our female friends actually want that monster anywhere near them!! it is true .... Only once have I managed to find a girl who could take even 2/3 of my old chap! What you say Montana? :wink:



I actually don't believe your statement of 3" thick...I just don't think that's possible....I also think that 13.5 is probably exaggerated. Also, a girth of 8.2 is impossible with a diameter of 3...calculate it (3*pi=9.something)
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extra medium
 
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Reply Fri 27 May, 2005 12:56 am
kickycan wrote:
Why did you have to strap it to your thigh? My brother is just a little bit bigger than you and he never did that. Also, he couldn't have sex more than once in one session, ever, because it just wouldn't get hard enough after the first time. In fact, because of it's size, he couldn't get fully hard ever. He was told by more than one doctor that there was nothing they could do for it. It was just what goes with having an abnormally large penis. Haven't you had problems like that?


Gotta agree. Damn Kicky your minimalist wisdom is growing on me.

I was watching porn with a girlfriend and sometimes a guy with a huge one would come on, and I say "you like that" and every time she'd say: "its ok, but its too soft. give me something smaller and harder"

It seems dudes with ultrahuge ones often don't get hard...?
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