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Large Penis Issues

 
 
Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 5 Aug, 2005 03:14 pm
I'm almost sure that he will.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:12 am
husker wrote:
they sell those inflatable arm bands that kids can use for swin assist devices, yo could control the level of inflation and such. you might be able to reduce as much as 4-5 inches.


It's amazing that you said that, Husker as I was going to suggest the same thing before I read your post. My son had those when he was little and I think it would do the trick.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:15 am
Good luck with that, Bill. If that doesn't work, I'm sure they make something just for that. I trick is finding them.
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 03:36 pm
well Embarrassed
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BillThompson
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 07:55 pm
Update...
Ok here goes...

Went to buy some inflatable arm bands, first we went to walmart then target with still no luck (seeing as its the middle of summer u would think these people would have swimming stuff out but apparently not. So after no luck with that we went to this pool shop type thing and found a good selection.

Once we got home we decided to test them out, and since weve been trying to get help for this she actually measured me fully erect, turns out i was very close actual length was almost 14 inches and about 8 and a half inches around (measured from the top side of the penis and circumference at the fullest point). Ok so now that weve got the measurements we put the first floaty on, in our first attempt we tried to blow it up and push it on and then realizing how stupid that was we let the air out placed it around the shaft of my penis and she blew it up. With the floaty still inflated we took a new measurement for length now only 9 inches of my member was exposed (this of course before she sat on it and decompressed it probably an inch and a half). Now that everything was in place she lubed up and we started, and to our great delight she felt almost no pain. The only problem that arose was that i was unable to ejaculate within about an hour and she was tired, but really no worries there because that could be due to any number of things and she did a nice job of making sure i got mine too.

So in short, it was a great success and helped us have our best and really first full sex without pain ever. Thank you so much to everyone who has helped.

We are still looking for ideas, devices, or suggestions that anybody has so, please post them.

Thanks,
Bill
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 08:16 pm
Hey, that's awesome. Congrats to you and your fine lady, Bill :-D
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BillThompson
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 09:18 pm
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 11:40 pm
Giant grin Embarrassed Embarrassed very pleased :wink:
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husker
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2005 11:43 pm
One thought on this - if it comes out on a porn movie, we'll know where the idea came from right Kicky??
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 12:20 am
I don't believe this guy for a second.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:02 am
Why don't you believe him kickycan? I admit I may have doubted BillThompson at the start but he has stuck by his story all through and hasn't faltered from what the issue has been for him. There are some mighty huge men out there and also some surprisingly small ones (which also seem to work quite well Very Happy I should know I have had contact with both groupings in gleeful gropings). If Bill is a fake that's his problem but if he isn't then maybe the folks here can be of help to him. If all has gone as well as expected then he is about to embark upon a fantastic future when it comes to his sex life. No more worries about causing untold damage to his lady.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:38 am
Well first, he said the Wal-Mart didn't have floaties. You know that's a lie.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:43 am
Wal-marts similar to K-Mart often don't have some of the most obvious products. It is not dissimilar to going down to the market and finding they have 10 different types of milk but not whole milk or perhaps not the fat free milk.
Consider a trip to JC Penney and the weird happenstance of their not having comforters for a double bed. It happened to me last October.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:47 am
And Target was out of them too? In Dallas? In the middle of summer? Somebody's going to get fired....

You know I'm kidding, right?

Joe(On a floatie right now)Nation
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 06:49 am
Either that or a lot of kids are getting a sinking feeling
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 07:10 am
Very Happy
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 10:48 am
I've got $5 on BT to show in the third today at Bay Meadows.
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JAAF
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 04:24 pm
This topic is disgusting. Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 04:36 pm
Acting on Bill's idea about putting floaties on his penis to lessen the length, I placed several tractor tires on mine. Gertrude took a look inside and said, "I can see it, Gus! It's way back in there!"

I guess I don't get it.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2005 04:38 pm
Jealousy is not a good trait to have J.A.A.F., it really isn't healthy for penile fulfillment.
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