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Fun things to do with an erect penis.

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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2005 09:13 pm
Drilling holes for putting seeds in.


<that's my guess>
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2005 09:18 pm
Aaaah...could be.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2005 09:20 pm
And tamping down the earth.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2005 09:24 pm
exactamente. especially for those bulbs. i normally use a knife or the little shovel for this, but they don't work ideally. i could use a man for this. especially one with strong bicepses that is used to doing a lot of pushups. perhaps one that has made a lot of donut holes for practice. am i asking for too much from a today's modern man?
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Green Witch
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2005 10:09 pm
An artist friend of mine made a sculpted penis sundial for her garden. It keeps fairly decent time if you position it correctly.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 12:04 am
Yeah, but why do you keep re-positioning it? Hah?

A dibber for leeks! (Leaks?) I never thought of that! Of course! Another problem solved.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 03:14 am
ehBeth wrote:
Drilling holes for putting seeds in.


<that's my guess>


It is called a 'dibbler'. However, ol' Kicky would find his calling in assisting with say.... tobacco seeds.... or mustard seeds. Some's of us (the close and personal friends of Kate) might be useful in planting.... sweet potatoes or tulip bulbs!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 03:15 am
...and fixing up horny lady gardeners!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 09:51 am
easy, easy, muddypuddle. my thoughts are pure and innocent, the spring flower dainty young lady, trés bien élevée, that i am.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 01:22 pm
Dag actually prefers three.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 01:45 pm
three gardeners? sure thing. who wouldn't?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 02:06 pm
Nothing like a good three way hoe. Shocked
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 02:50 pm
Dag disappeared. Her gardeners must have showed up.
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 04:24 pm
A guy told me once that all men have to do is "look" at a woman and they can tell if they are "needin" it. Even if you are complete strangers to each other.

And everytime I have a day like I am having today (raging hormones) - I remember that. Embarrassed

Wonders if what he told me is true.

PS- Today - I can think of about 1,269 things I could do with an erect penis. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/heavens_just_a_kiss_away/littleangel.gif
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 04:42 pm
Let's try subtracting 1200 and start there.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 04:48 pm
Good Grief, looks like someone's taken my advice re. the todger thingy!

http://www.fantasyworld1.co.uk/cart/animal__mascot_/2.shtml
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kirsten
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 05:23 pm
My dear Lord Ellpus, where have you been all my life? Laughing
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 05:28 pm
kirsten wrote:
My dear Lord Ellpus, where have you been all my life? Laughing

It depends on how old you are, my dear. If you were around in the sixties, I couldnt really tell you where I'd been at that time, as I havent got a clue.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 05:32 pm
Maybe a photograph, taken of me in the 60's will help. If you recognise me at all, would you please tell me where I was, and what I was up to for about 7 years?
Total blank really.
Ellpus.http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/9A/10/TheRavensRealm/121/1fac.jpg
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 17 Mar, 2005 05:35 pm
ehBeth wrote:
<trying to think of something not fun to do with an erect penis>

I've seen an SM site or two that featured no-fun things being done with an erect penis - no-fun for non-masochists like me that is ...
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