Fun things to do with an erect penis.

hang your hat up?

kickstand?

Or you could develop a career....


Elevator Button Pusher?

Flag Waver (strapped onto Mr. Happy)

Presenter (with build on pointer)

You mean like fun things to do with a wet vagina?

You could always rub lipstick on it and go around "kissing" inanimate objects.

Check this out.

nice cjhsa...looked at that at work....

cj, where the hell did you find that? That's f'n hilaroius.

So do vaginal looks matter? The obvious response to this question is a firm "yes". Some men are afraid of women's vaginas that are not good looking, Men will not buy an artistic photograph or magazine of women with ugly vaginas, and it is unheard off. However, they will spend money on content featuring beautiful women with perfect vaginas; they will go out and look for women who have perfect genitalia.

Some female genitals can be on the scary and frightening side when you first see it. Women with vaginas featuring labia dentada are not very pleasant to look at. And if its not pleasant to look at, then it will not be pleasant to touch or interact with it, because all the time you are wondering "what is wrong with her" "what happened to her womanhood" "there must be something abnormal about this girl" vaginal beauty clearly matters.

"Go look for women who have perfect genitalia?" Yea, "excuse me, miss...before I hit on you, may I have a gander at your box?"

"One woman recalls when she was in high school, a bunch of girls started pointing at her vagina poking fun at her abnormal inner vaginal lip length. The girls started telling everyone in the school that Mary has a turkey wattle hanging from her vagina."

Just priceless...

Priceless, maybe but definately probably scarred that girl for life.
I bet she is a nun now.

I have to say I dont think id rip the sh*t out of a guy whose c*ck wasnt up to standards but i get really p*ssed off about a girl being judged on her pubic topiary!!Now Ive just learnt that a vagina has to look perfect too!!!

Lets recap, a girl has to have perfect-
Face
mouth
gravity defying tits
cant be too fat
firm small arse
long legs
nice feet

No pressure then!

Somehow I fail to see how that is any different from looking at the "fun things to do with an erect penis" thread.

If you're concerned about opening links that might be explicit-- before you click, hover your cursor over the link in question and the URL appears at the lower left of your screen.

There are certainly some creative uses for an erect penis!

Since Gus's erect penis seems to enjoy board games I was thinking that perhaps he could bill himself as the "Early Morning Mystic" and perform Oujia board readings for fun and profit!

Well, that has "Shallow Hal" as in the movie, written all over it. I say let people know about the flaws. Why? We all have them, it's part of what makes us human, and similar to each other.

As far as a potential gf, bf, or spouse goes, tell (at the proper time) about a so-called flaw, watch their reaction, this will be your chance to weed out the "shallows", why waste time with someone who is like that. Men and woman can use this little "test".

Gus, your story made me roar, as usual. Getrude has her hands full!

make donut holes

So Paula, what flaws do you come out and tell potentials?

I just say I'm a hermaphrodite. That REALLY weeds out the shallows.

I'll never tell.

OMGF LMAO

Great.
I have a body complex,hair complex, face complex , and now I have to have a pussy complex?!
Cant I just keep it shaved and everyone will be happy?
Do I have to measure my lips to make sure they are the length they should be ? So what if they drag on the ground. The daily fresh rug burns keep them shiny pink anyways....add a little vasoline and POOF .. pink puffy perfect!
good grief.

But vaseline tastes horrible!

well, next time you are down there, i wont use any...

Lord elpus, you are vaah vaah funny! :wink: