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Fun things to do with an erect penis.

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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 02:52 pm
Bugger....why is it that I am always at least twelve hours too late !!

I've never been to a "fun things to do with a penis" cocktail party before.

Can someone send me an invite next time?
Ellpus.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2005 04:04 pm
The beauty of A2K is that the party never really ends.....
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2005 12:29 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I've never been to a "fun things to do with a penis" cocktail party before.

Can someone send me an invite next time? Ellpus.


It's more of a 'come-as-you-are' deal. :wink:
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zog
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 09:30 am
I like to have fun with a penis by inserting a Micron Stimulator.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 10:11 am
Do you have a penis of your own, or are you talking about someone else's?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 10:25 am
I think it's an alien probe kind of thing.
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Synonymph
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 10:28 am
It might double as a sex toy.
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zog
 
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Reply Tue 22 Mar, 2005 10:36 am
Cinnesthesia wrote:
Do you have a penis of your own, or are you talking about someone else's?

A human Penis. Our genitalia devolved some time ago, during the cold weather era in sector 4.
We now procreate by means of cloning. Its not so much fun, but it saves having to buy someone drinks all evening.
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JustBrooke
 
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Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2010 09:56 pm
I keep seeing the thread about being able to climax with a small penis. Sitting on my hands, trying not to post in it. Ended up revisiting this thread. Now I need my belly rubbed. It hurts from laughin'.

Good ole' Gus. Where the hell is the ole' coot?

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rats099
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2011 11:03 am
@gustavratzenhofer,
I got a good one. You slowly crawl up the stairs and feel it as it bumps against each step. Warning: If stairs are wooden, dont try this at home. Go to your friends house, break the lock, and try it there.
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Zaggy
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 03:18 am
This thread is priceless, I should come to the ancient depths of the internet more often. Are any of you still on here?
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Zaggy
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 03:24 am
It makes a great toilet roll holder.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 03:24 am
Most of the names i see on this page are of people who have not posted in a long time. That's pretty common online.

Do you ever zig?
thack45
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 07:50 am
@Setanta,
You sellin a caddy set?


I was just reading an eight year old thread someone dug up a few days ago, authored by the celebrated kickycan. I enjoy the air of candor in these old posts upon which I occasionally stumble.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 09:47 am
Naw . . . i was just wnaderin' if he ever zig zaggied . . .
thack45
 
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Reply Thu 23 Aug, 2012 10:05 am
@Setanta,
ha. i'd guess anyone who thinks their dick makes for a suitable toilet paper holder has prolly rolled a few ez widers
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