Region Philbis
Reply Thu 9 Nov, 2006 08:59 am
The Lord and the Biker
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky
clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I
can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The
supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it,
but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that would
honor and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he
said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know
how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's
wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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r0xxxy Rave
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2009 11:14 pm
haha, thats hella fawked upp
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