Why do I need so badly to put it in somebody?

I can't believe I actually interrupted my time with a real live woman to get on A2K and "check in." What would possess me to do something so dumb?! I blame the espresso. Or maybe the wine. Maybe both.

Actually, I'm not even sure if it was a date. I think it was more of a pre-date meeting-thingie. It was like an "if you're around, we'll go do something later maybe" kind of thing. I went out with my friends, had a little vino and dinner at a really good Turkish restaurant, and then I went downtown to meet her at around 11:30 for coffee and dessert. I don't know if I'll see her again. I can't tell if she liked me or not.

We went to a place in the village called "Esperanto". There was this phone booth/web connection area like four feet away from us with nobody on it. You could just walk up and get online. Nice-sized monitor too. We were sitting there talking for a couple hours, and it was just calling to me the whole time. I couldn't resist.

Very dumb move, I know...oh well. The good news is that I think it was the only noticeably stupid thing I did all night.

She was a nice, young, smart, interesting girl with a lebanese accent. I never heard one of those before. It is pretty cute, I have to say. But what accents aren't cute?

P.S. Montana, enjoy the ride.

Well, Kicky - you know what they say about why Australian men are often premature ejaculators.....













.........they can't wait to get down to the pub and tell their mates....

Ouch.

Kiss it better????

Aah, much better! Hehehe.

So kicky, did you get a phone number? Are you going to call her up and ask her out again?

and sometimes you're looking right at them while they talk to you.

<grrrrrrrrrrrrrr>

Sigh.... I think I might be hopeless.



Good going kicky!

Yes. Good going. Chicks love it when you interupt conversations to go online and "check your email."

<virtual bitch slap>

Then again, I can't back up my talk for the time being. D'OH!

Am I the only one simultaneously banging and "A2King" right now?

What a lonely feeling.

Oh yeah, that's right baby. Keep doing that.

<snicker>

No, you're not the only one.

At this very moment, my roomate is sodomizing me with a wiffle ball bat.

Thanks for sharing.

Resist next time.
Unless you wanna get old posting about stys and nosebleeds here.



Good about the exchanging numbers. Try to use hers before you go to Italy
and she forgets who you are

You're just jealous.
You don't have to be.
The "Swiffer" works just as well as any old wiffle bat, and the "Swiffer" is available at Wal-Marts nationwide.

"When a problem comes along, use the Swiffer."

I don't have a whiffle ball bat or a swiffer.
I was thinking about breaking a leg off the table...

Nice.

Sublime, where are you and your table leg? Wrigley Field?

You caught it, I used the Blues Brothers reference.
I am pretty close to it.

Chi-town here. Born and bred.