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What made you smile today?

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PDiddie
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 01:49 pm
For those of you unable to see the most recent episode of "Saturday Night Live" in the US (Al Sharpton was guest host) here's the exchange between Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon (Weekend Update co-anchor):

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TINA FEY: Paris Hilton's name has been on everyone's lips these past few weeks. Here now in an exclusive interview with Jimmy Fallon is Paris Hilton.
FALLON: Thanks for coming on. As we agreed, we won't be discussing the scandal that's been in the papers these past couple weeks. We just want to find out about you, Paris Hilton. So, your family, the Hiltons, own hotels all over the world, right?
PARIS HILTON: Yes, they're in New York, London, Paris.
FALLON: Oh wait, so there actually is a Paris Hilton?
PARIS: Yes, there is.
FALLON: Is it hard to get into the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: Actually, it's a very exclusive hotel, no matter what you've heard.
FALLON: I hear the Paris Hilton is very beautiful.
PARIS: I'm glad you've heard that.
FALLON: Do they allow double occupancy at the Paris Hilton?
PARIS: No.
FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen.
FALLON: Fair enough. Now, I throw a lot of events. Do they have a ballroom there?
PARIS: We do.
FALLON: Great. I'd love to have my balls held by the Paris Hilton. Sounds awesome. I'd like to check into the Paris Hilton.
PARIS: I don't think you can.
FALLON: Really? 'Cause I'll only be able to stay there like a minute and a half, two minutes tops.
PARIS: Good luck.
FALLON: Paris Hilton, everybody.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 01:51 pm
Hahaha... do you think that she realised the doubles entrendres?
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 01:56 pm
Montana wrote:


Thanks for the warning about Brand X. I'll be keeping an eye on him ;-)

You've got yourself a deal. I'll take the cheese for small favours throughout the year :-)


No problem... I didn't want you to fall into the trap; it would disgrace everyone on this site. Even Margo. Crying or Very sad It's been in the Guardian about people pretending to be long-lost siblings to get intimacy or to commit all sorts of very strange plans... *cringe*

So, do you have a preferred cheese?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 02:18 pm
Did she get the double entendres?

Classy woman walks into a bar

"Barman, do you serve double entendres?"
"Yes"

So he gives her one.
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 02:23 pm
Drom
I love all kinds of cheese but my favorites are brie and the cheese with the little pieces of pepper in it. Yummy.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 02:28 pm
Brie and Rachette with pepper it is! I'll make sure that my lackeys get you good stuff from a French market, rather than in a grotty 'Kwik Save.'

Have you any other requests? (A 'Barbie bleeding bit*h' doll on the house, for example?)
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Montana
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 02:33 pm
You're a sweetheart Drom. I can't wait to get my cheese :-) Hold the Bleeding Barbie Bitch though. Those Barbies are for other people ;-)
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 02:36 pm
Aw no problem, Montana, anytime Very Happy; I /will/ send you some cheese; you should get it before Christmas Very Happy.

Yes, the Barbie Bleeding Bítches are... an acquired taste Laughing
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 08:39 pm
Ehmm ... I would think she got the double entendres, judging from this bit, hello ;-):

Quote:
FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen.


The Sozlet is too cute, btw :-))
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Misti26
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 09:23 pm
Driving along with my grandson, this appeared in the sky!

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SgDcAg0VW*L8XdkqnbUzMGj3BloSWo!nLW6Ude6XpGCBuBEjjuYTeLUYEOxKlO2pkUVn1w*qxxpKPxXkKg*TnVHiml!sgW2Vn0txFkH5KV0jQ0at61fbUA/PB280001.JPG?dc=4675450519447472290
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 10:07 pm
Ah - a sign from the Lord!
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 8 Dec, 2003 11:25 pm
I'm smiling because I saw a familiar face once again after too, too many years. Thanks, Joe.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 07:14 am
nimh wrote:
Ehmm ... I would think she got the double entendres, judging from this bit, hello ;-):

Quote:
FALLON: Is the Paris Hilton roomy?
PARIS: It might be for you, but most people find it very comfortable.
FALLON: I'm a VIP. I may need to go in the back entrance.
PARIS: It doesn't matter who you are. It's not gonna happen.



Yes, one should think that anyone would be able to tell that there were doubles entrendres, but I find that most people like her are... oblivious to that kind of thing, to reality.

By the way, it's not a sign of the Lord... it's a sign from the evil Anti-Santa! Be afraid!
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 07:18 am
I thought her retorts were kinda funny, judging from the transcript! What, with the "you've probably got a small dick" insinuation an' all ... ;-)
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 08:28 am
I recently closed a bank account & took out the money, £40.00, about $65.00. This morning I received a check from the bank. This was for
1 English penny. About 1.6 cents. Now what do I do with it ?
It must cost more to write the check, send it to me & for me to process it than it's written value.
Smile ? I shook my head in disbelief.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 08:32 am
Hahaha.... one pence? What can you do with 1p? I would either frame it and chuckle, or bank it into the new account and startle someone by asking to pay for a penny sweet by check.. Laughing
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oldandknew
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 08:37 am
Hi drom --------- I'll keep the check in my desk and also scan into my PC & use as a wallpaper.
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Dove
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 08:59 am
When my painting teacher agreed with me for the first time about my last painting and especificlly about the idea that i presented in the painting which was "the life cycle"
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margo
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 01:21 pm
Steve (as 41oo) wrote:
What made me smile today?

ENGLAND PARADING WITH THE WEBB ELLIS TROPHY

Mega Very Happy


Laughing Laughing Enjoy the new experience!

Since then, we've picked up thhe Davis Cup (tennis), World Women's hockey (last weekend!), and cleaned up in the world Triathlon titles! Razz

Mind you, we only got a draw against the Indians in the cricket!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 9 Dec, 2003 01:35 pm
I know... whereas in Australia, most people whom I've met are actually interested in rugby, in England people who usually hate it and never watch it are going on about Wilkinson... even though they never watched the final!

Glory hunting!

By the way, oldandknew, I love the idea Laughing.
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