Piffka...i found The Hippopotamus song here at Google's cache of
http://soe.hyperchat.com/newchat/u/yummy/~soehippoFAQ.htm
Sorry, I do not know how to transfer that from the web page...but the lyrics are there and there is even a way to listen to the Song, which you need to do for the greatest effect... The song starts out
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
Only a Hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll or dinky Tinker Toys
I want a Hippopotamus to play with and enjoy.
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue,
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do.
I can see me now on christams morning
creeping down the stairs.
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a hippo standing there.
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hipopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me to.
Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but them
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian.
There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage.
I can see me now on Christmas morning
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to se a hippo standing there
I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a Hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinocerosis
I only like hippopotamuses
and hippopotamuses like me to!
Well, I gave you the whole thing. It just makes me laugh.....