@ehBeth,
ehBeth wrote:
but I laughed when I got in and saw myself in the mirror
This was way in the past, but you reminded me of something.
I know I told the story here, but oh well. I was once walking on the green belt, and tripped on a tiny piece of rock sticking out of the ground (I think it had to be attached to a boulder) Long story short, it caused me to do a triple gainer down a very steep, long embankment, bouncing off trees, and coming this close to going in the river. All during the fall/slide I was thinking "DON'T HIT YOUR HEAD" (I immediately hit my head) then "DON'T PASS OUT, DON'T PASS OUT"
It took me forever to extricate myself from where I had come to a halt by having my ass jambed into the crook of 2 trees, and to climb back up the wet, cold, slippery hill.
When I got to my car I said "I need comfort food. I need sushi" and went to Central Market.
I didn't know why people where giving me wide berth until I got home and looked in the mirror.
Jesus, it looked like I had fallen down a muddy embankment and had to battle squirrels to get out.