Imagining bethie singing "crepes suzette" while smiling and dancing.
some emails from a friend.
I heard a little audiotape of an interview OJ Simpson did on some talk show recently -- the kind where people can call in and ask questions.
So this guy calls in and says, "OJ, remember when you were with the 49er's?"
"Yeah!," says OJ.
"Well, I was wondering," the guy says, "Did you kill Bill Walsh?"
OJ pretended not to hear him.
Pretty good!! Pretty, pretty good!
I have to admit, I did chortle at that!
(But there's no "Chortle or Chuckle" thread, so...)
I Start my shift and first thing that happens is a gorgeous drunk hawaiian girl starts flirting with me. Then she flashes me, well, i think it would be called "sunning" LOL but it was great.(no underwear
)
mmm exotic drunk girls, that makes me smile!
When I had visited my Mom in the nursing home Sunday, I asked
whether there was anything I could bring her. She said "cookies."
So yesterday I picked up some soft chocolate chip cookies and brought
them when I stopped in on my way home from work. She was having a
particularly disoriented day (she asked how the "babies" were doing and
my youngest is eighteen), but she brightened up at the sight of the
cookies and she munched away as we chatted.
A fine son, you are. All mothers should be so lucky.
for real, hes making me look bad. i need to call my mom all of a sudden hehe.
I went to the bathroom and now my pants fit better.
'watching' an e-friend learn pscs2 and seeing his small frustrations. it's just funny to me because he's generally so brilliant.
he doesn't think it's funny though.
I finally found a bra I like! And the right size, too! After a few washes, I'm still happy, so I found some cheap ones online and with free shipping to boot! Now, if they'd just keep the model on offer.
TTH - that made me smile!
I got an ecard from a friend, actually it was a
yawn-o-gram of a talking monkey. It was so cute and a much needed "hello" from someone I haven't seen in a long time! It made my day
A delightful clerk at the neighborhood Blockbuster.
One of the maintenance workers where i live got fired. Last week she was drunk, spread her legs, and said to me "You are too fat to F this" and I said to her "You are too ugly to F" I complained to the office and Friday after work they fired her. God I'm happy!
