A very old retired liberal pastor who had been looking peaked lately looked much better this morning. I asked him about the improvement. He said that he ALMOST had a wet dream last night and it raised his spirits considerably.
I didn't get my New Yorker this week. Didn't get my ordered books (okay, okay, the arrive date is next week). But, in my worry that the NYer had run out never to return, as I renewed quite late re the offer, I looked at the label on the last one. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, September 2008 for expiration date.
Returned to work this morning after a week-long vacation. EVERYone in the office stopped by to say how much they missed me. And it was obvious that they meant it! I'm smiling today!
Rove quit!!!
But it IS too late.
One of my co-workers told this story today:
His family, the B. family, has been in central Virginia for a long, long time. 200 years of the B. family. Pretty much on the same farm. Several hundreds of acres.
One member of the family lived there from her birth in 1830 until her death in around 1900. The house she and her family lived in pretty much collapsed many years ago.
But my co-worker started snooping around the debris one spring. And amongst the stuff he found was a small tin box. He didn't say how small, but it is big enough to have a bit of art work on the top. And on the side of the little tin box is this: Three prophylactics.
The brand name of the product is Three Merry Widows.
Hahaha, this is great!! I love it
realjohnboy wrote:One of my co-workers told this story today:
His family, the B. family, has been in central Virginia for a long, long time. 200 years of the B. family. Pretty much on the same farm. Several hundreds of acres.
One member of the family lived there from her birth in 1830 until her death in around 1900. The house she and her family lived in pretty much collapsed many years ago.
But my co-worker started snooping around the debris one spring. And amongst the stuff he found was a small tin box. He didn't say how small, but it is big enough to have a bit of art work on the top. And on the side of the little tin box is this: Three prophylactics.
The brand name of the product is Three Merry Widows.
THAT'S a priceless treasure! I hope he doesn't sell it...
My new Euphorbia quadralaris is surviving my care. (What do you mean, water every three weeks?)
So far.
mac11 wrote:This bumper sticker made me smile this morning:
Wow. That must've been one brave soul, to drive around Houston with a bumper sticker like that.
(Sorry I quoted the whole thing, but I wanted to see the image pop up again.
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You're right - that's a brave soul.
My MIL has been wearing a Bush countdown watch for months.
Love the bumper sticker, mac.
I MUST get a countdown watch for my MIL! Where do you get something like that JPB? (It's me
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Wow! Long time no see!
Here's the link for the key chain and desk clock. I'll have to ask her where she got the watch.
http://www.backwardsbush.com/contact.php
HAHAHAHAHAHA, that is true comedy!
Earlier today some dumbass "g's" asked me if i fought my pitbull, at first i thought they were asking because they wanted to let me know that it was wrong LOL, but then they said "you should!"
I was like "wtf?", it made me want to decapitate him with a wooden ruler.
A burning wooden ruler, with spikes and fishhooks.
pitbulls are so beautiful i swear...
I think the penalty for fighting dogs should be that you a put in a ring with an armor plated lion and given a plastic fork. But you have a chance, you get armor too. steak armor.
OGIONIK wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHA, that is true comedy!
Earlier today some dumbass "g's" asked me if i fought my pitbull, at first i thought they were asking because they wanted to let me know that it was wrong LOL, but then they said "you should!"
I was like "wtf?", it made me want to decapitate him with a wooden ruler.
A burning wooden ruler, with spikes and fishhooks.
pitbulls are so beautiful i swear...
I think the penalty for fighting dogs should be that you a put in a ring with an armor plated lion and given a plastic fork. But you have a chance, you get armor too. steak armor.
And the thought of decapitating him with a burning ruler, with spikes and fishhooks is what made you smile today?
... oh yeah, thats perfectly normal
yes. no i was just commenting on the pitbul picture. and i went off on a tangent. got a problem with that?
Just messin' around :wink:
