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Women are evil!

Forums: Waggery, Humor, Women, Evil, Wimmins
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:18 am
BoGoWo wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I don't think wimmin like sex. I think they're just trying to drain the life out of us so they can discard us and start with another batch.

Just a theory.


just think of yerself as "the straw of life" Gus!


You may have just been insulted Gus....straw indeed.....may I remind you evil wimmins that even a sequoia seems like a straw when dropped into the Grand Canyon........
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:21 am
Uh oh, I suspect BPB has encountered such 'loose' women in his past....
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:24 am
I find this an agreeable morning. The fellas all together, the women at work.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:26 am
Bi-Polar Bear wrote:
You may have just been insulted Gus....straw indeed.....may I remind you evil wimmins that even a sequoia seems like a straw when dropped into the Grand Canyon........


really BiP; the more 'intelligent' (and experienced) of ladies 'know' that in matters of the heart (and various 'lower' regions), size does "NOT" matter!
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:28 am
thank goodness!!!! Laughing
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:29 am
Another lie spread (no pun intended) by evil wimmins.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:30 am
Mind you, like they can't make up their minds about anything else, the best size is still in debate amongst their covens.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:33 am
Blatham wrote:
I find this an agreeable morning. The fellas all together, the women at work.


Hahahahaha! We're just sitting back, reading & enjoying all of this!

We wimmins love it when you men get all riled up, you know. You can be very appealing when you're on the defensive. Cool
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:35 am
Eva wrote:
Blatham wrote:
I find this an agreeable morning. The fellas all together, the women at work.


Hahahahaha! We're just sitting back, reading & enjoying all of this!

We wimmins love it when you men get all riled up, you know. You can be very appealing when you're on the defensive. Cool


Speaking for myself, all part of the master plan.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:40 am
Eva wrote:
...........You can be very appealing when you're on the defensive. Cool


and we tend to go 'ape' when you're 'pealing'! Shocked
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:42 am
Cav wrote:
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Lola is correct though, wimmins don't need to "feel close" to have sex. That's why we have hookers.


BP wrote:
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If, Lola, you are one of them wimmin who don't need to feel close to have sex, then you are one of the good ones and not evil at all...and if you are who cares?


Bo wrote:
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oh i "DO" care Lola;

i do, i do, i do, i do, i dooooooooooo!



Just line up here, guys......shall I take one at a time or all together? Let's see if I can live up to Cav's accusation. Oh boy, this should be fun. (Just trying to help Cav out here, you understand.)

Now while we do this, let's try to contemplate this question. Who is more evil, the Irish, the Australians or the Canadians. I vote Canadian.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:45 am
Canadians are evil . . . heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . . oh gawd, that one cracks me up . . .

I have had hours of mindless entertainment playing upon the Canajun national obsession with courtesy and following the rules . . .

All of Canada behaves as though they were afraid you were gonna tell Mom if they don't straighten up . . .
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:45 am
Put me down for Canadians also.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:47 am
Irish and Australians are evil, mind you, but not the dark evil that resides in every Canadian.

The Irish and Australian have a sort of light, buoyant evil which I find appealing.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:48 am
Kind words indeed, Gus . . .

Are ye interested in buyin' a wee bridge, Boyo?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:58 am
Lola wrote:
Cav wrote:
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Lola is correct though, wimmins don't need to "feel close" to have sex. That's why we have hookers.


BP wrote:
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If, Lola, you are one of them wimmin who don't need to feel close to have sex, then you are one of the good ones and not evil at all...and if you are who cares?


Bo wrote:
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oh i "DO" care Lola;

i do, i do, i do, i do, i dooooooooooo!


I am wounded Lola, that you think I was making an accusation, and not giving a compliment.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:59 am
Yes she did wrote all that . . . an' yer point?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:59 am
Crikey, had to edit.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 10:01 am
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The Irish and Australian have a sort of light, buoyant evil

So do feces.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 10:02 am
Is that going too far? Have I overstepped some boundary with that comparison?
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