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Right! Time to bring out the BIG STICK!!!

 
 
Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 04:57 pm
Edit [Moderator]: Moved from General to Waggery.com

Now many of you have noticed that we are having some outages and loss of posts. Most of us would blame the Net or the A2K hardware or the A2K software.

After much investigation (about 7-8 minutes) I found the real problem: the A2K Hamsterware.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 04:59 pm
Details, Mr S, details please .....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:01 pm
I suspect GWMD's. Gerbil weapons of mass destruction. Those gerbils are crazy mad...what with the rumours, and their sensitive, removable if you grip them too tightly tail tufts. They must have planned this wayyyy in advance.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:03 pm
Ah, the Revenge of the Gerbils! I see! Razz
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:04 pm
Now the A2K site relies on hamsters to provide much of the 'grunt' to make it work. Here's a quick overview....

The hamster, in its wheel, provides A2K-volts:

http://home.columbus.rr.com/electricrodent/hamgen.gif


These are converted by the flux capacitor (bleow) into HTML codes and AOL startup discs.

http://wwwcmc.pharm.uu.nl/webcmc/www/crn_second_anim.gif
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:04 pm
hamsters are quite tasty . Like that guinea pig on a stick you get in Chile
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:08 pm
That's a terrific couple of pics, Mr S! Laughing
Now I see how it all works!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:09 pm
These packets of information (called bits, bytes, bangles and baubles) are distributed through the 'Internet', powered by lasers. Lasers in the jungle somewhere, staccato signals of constant information, a loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby....

http://www.internet101.org/images/packet.gif

When this works all the computers have little smiley faces.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:11 pm
You're in good form this morning, Mr Stillwater!

Very Happy
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:12 pm
This may look like a hug, but the computer is actually in attack mode. The smile is just there to give you a false sense of security.

http://www.vcn.bc.ca/wcdwa/smiling_computer2.gif
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:23 pm
Now this does not always work to plan. And many of us are unable to access sites and lose data and find ourselves spammed and that we have been charged for using porn sites that we are sure we never went near.....

This can lead to

http://computersurvival.com/graphics/animated%20graphics/techie_kicking_girls_comp.gif
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:25 pm
Yes! Evil or Very Mad
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:26 pm
this...

http://computersurvival.com/graphics/animated%20graphics/man_madatcomputer_lc.gif
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:27 pm
or...

http://computersurvival.com/graphics/animated%20graphics/man_hitting_server_wi_a_lc.gif
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:41 pm
We blame everyone, but the real culprits! The hamsters!
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 09:59 pm
So. We've tried incentives, bonuses, overseas holidays, a bell and a mirror, even hemp seeds, but these shiftless, worthless cage queens won't get going!!!!

Like I said, THE BIG STICK.


My new 'incentive' plan is simple. Just introduce the subject
http://www.00fun.com/hamster1.gif
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 10:03 pm
to the VERMINATOR!!!!

http://www.rockcrawler.com/features/newsshorts/04january/blender.jpg
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 10:11 pm
We have hired a translator hamster to assist us in implementing these 'reforms'....
http://www.anthropics.com/press/Televisual1_files/40Hamster.jpg

Sensitive folks are not advised to watch.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Tue 28 Sep, 2004 10:28 pm
http://www.anthropics.com/press/Televisual1_files/40Hamster.jpg
Squeak.... squeak, squeak. Squeak.

Squeak.... Richard Gere, squeak, squeak, squeak... duct-tape. Ha, ha!


SQUEAK!! A2K squeak, squeak.....

http://www.aroraelectric.com/Prod_images/waring-pro-blender.jpg

Squeak!! SSSSQQQQUUUUEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKKK!!!!
RRRRRRRRR-rrrrrr-RRRRRR!!!!! Eeeeek, EEK!! RRRRRRR!!!!!

http://blogs.salon.com/0001444/images/2004/02/14/Phaze%20II%20in%20the%20blender.jpg
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Seed
 
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Reply Wed 29 Sep, 2004 12:21 am
lmao... i love it... can we drink it?
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