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Now many of you have noticed that we are having some outages and loss of posts. Most of us would blame the Net or the A2K hardware or the A2K software.
After much investigation (about 7-8 minutes) I found the real problem: the A2K Hamsterware.
I suspect GWMD's. Gerbil weapons of mass destruction. Those gerbils are crazy mad...what with the rumours, and their sensitive, removable if you grip them too tightly tail tufts. They must have planned this wayyyy in advance.
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msolga
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:03 pm
Ah, the Revenge of the Gerbils! I see!
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:04 pm
Now the A2K site relies on hamsters to provide much of the 'grunt' to make it work. Here's a quick overview....
The hamster, in its wheel, provides A2K-volts:
These are converted by the flux capacitor (bleow) into HTML codes and AOL startup discs.
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farmerman
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:04 pm
hamsters are quite tasty . Like that guinea pig on a stick you get in Chile
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msolga
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:08 pm
That's a terrific couple of pics, Mr S!
Now I see how it all works!
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:09 pm
These packets of information (called bits, bytes, bangles and baubles) are distributed through the 'Internet', powered by lasers. Lasers in the jungle somewhere, staccato signals of constant information, a loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires and baby....
When this works all the computers have little smiley faces.
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msolga
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:11 pm
You're in good form this morning, Mr Stillwater!
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jespah
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:12 pm
This may look like a hug, but the computer is actually in attack mode. The smile is just there to give you a false sense of security.
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:23 pm
Now this does not always work to plan. And many of us are unable to access sites and lose data and find ourselves spammed and that we have been charged for using porn sites that we are sure we never went near.....
This can lead to
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msolga
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:25 pm
Yes!
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:26 pm
this...
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:27 pm
or...
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 05:41 pm
We blame everyone, but the real culprits! The hamsters!
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 09:59 pm
So. We've tried incentives, bonuses, overseas holidays, a bell and a mirror, even hemp seeds, but these shiftless, worthless cage queens won't get going!!!!
Like I said, THE BIG STICK.
My new 'incentive' plan is simple. Just introduce the subject
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 10:03 pm
to the VERMINATOR!!!!
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 10:11 pm
We have hired a translator hamster to assist us in implementing these 'reforms'....
Sensitive folks are not advised to watch.
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Mr Stillwater
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Tue 28 Sep, 2004 10:28 pm
Squeak.... squeak, squeak. Squeak.
Squeak.... Richard Gere, squeak, squeak, squeak... duct-tape. Ha, ha!