Women are evil!

Especially with much roughage in it.

hark what evil lies in the hearts of men; it is the Canucks and Juliet is the sun!

it's not just metaphors that can be mixed;
friends, Romans, CavFancier, lend me a blender!

Well with the Irish, it's natural, lamb, Guinness, whiskey, barley even, with the Aussies it's vegemite, a nasty unnatural evil product indeed. It's not a matter of the fecal that is important, nor the consistency, but the quality of what went into it. Let's face it, one thing we all have in common is that we can all suffer from arseholes.

Canadian concepts of evil:

Using the last fifteen minutes of someone else's parking meter time, even though you know you'll be gone for twenty minutes . . .

Standing with your toes across the white line in the queue at the bank . . .

Making quick right turn through the intersection before the pedestrians have time to step off the kerb . . .

Driving really fast past the school bus just as they slow to a halt and turn on the flashers . . .

My Sweetiepie and i were waiting at a downtown subway station for some friends, and the lady who was sitting at the entrance to one of the platforms took a restroom break--all the Canajun commuters continued to put their tokens or their cash in the box, and the ones with monthly passes "showed" their pass to the empty chair . . .

to be 'fair' Set; there is not much difference between a TTC collector, and an 'empty chair'! :wink:

[being Canadia/ens we were probably working a problem in quantum physics out in our heads as we walked by]

Agreed, Set...........that's what makes them so e-vil. Very funny because it's sooooooooo true.

if you only knew our "MOM"!

So I hear, Bo...........thus the need for an evil dominatrix.

Maybe I should move to the States, I don't do any of that crap. If there is no teller, it's a free ride. Security cameras or not, what are they gonna do...clog the justice system when it was the ticket collector who was clearly negligent? I think not. Bathroom breaks indeed....who cares if they complain about being underfunded? There is always someone around to double duty for a few damn minutes to collect fares. I also spit in the face of white lines. I also don't drive, so what the heck. Bah! Who needs bankers or white lines there, that's why they invented the ATM! Yes, I AM a Canadian rebel. I even speak a little French.

oops here come the 'liver' police!

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, yes, and when I could, I drank IMPORTED beer as well.

I AM A CANADIAN!! - he snivelled.

[and in my very best French: "LA BATT"!]

Molson's have a bar at Pearson, to which i resort whenever i've gone through US Customs and Immigration, being the only place for tobacco addicts. I was sittin' in there once, havin' a bite to eat and a smoke, and some American ladies asked for Bud. The lady told them she didn't have any imports. They told her it ain't no import, its an American beer. She told them, this ain't America. They asked for La Batt's. She pointed out they were sitting in a bar owned and operated by Molson's, and asked if they would like a Molson's. They left in high dudgeon (i'd never seen a dudgeon before)--but they were back in about ten minutes, when they discovered this was the only place they could smoke. They quietly and sheepishly ordered a round of Molson's.

And mange la merdre to you too! Uh oh, I fear the wimmins are subtley trying to divide us (isn't it subtle how they slip that 'b' into the word). We Canajuns must unite, at least the male ones, not only against evil wimmins, but against all those beyond the 49th parallel or bust' 'mericans too....

We ain'ta gonna invade no Canada . . . we already got Lorne Greene, William Shatner and Michael J. Fox, then y'all go an' foist Celine Dion off on us . . . y'all have nuthin' we want . . .

all the heros of the North gathered angrily at the 'Rainbow Bridge' entrance, politely responding to all the rude enquirys of the bridge guards. And, after giving full declaration of all their accumulated weaponry, and offensive language memorized for just such an occassion, they charged wantonly south, screaming the war cry that strikes fear into the heart of every am'ericun..........

" P O U T I I I I I I I I I N E "

we'll take back Celine, and give you........

Yeah, tell that to the Great Lakes!

i wonder if we could bottle celine, and sell her back to you?