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I received a leather thong for Christmas, with leopard-skin.

 
 
Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 07:47 pm
I'm quite pleased with my Christmas present, a leather thong with leopard-skin trimming. I've been wearing it all day as I do my my chores. Quite comfortable and very pleasing to the eye.

There's been a few accidents out on the road in front of my house as people drive by and see me watering the llamas clad only in my thong. The resulting collisions from the people losing concentration on the road as the marvel at my thong-clad physique has been a bit of a distraction for the poor llamas. They hear the crunching steel and breaking glass, stop chewing for a minute, and gaze toward the road. The befuddlement in the eyes of these magnificent beasts of burdens as they try to ascertain the source of the noise is truly a sight to behold.

So, what did you get for Christmas?
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 07:51 pm
I was imagining you in a leopard-skin trimmed leather thong. Traumatized, that's what I got, traumatized.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 07:55 pm
That seems to be something you think about quite often, Mr. Stillwater. Shall I send you a calender with me in different poses in my leather thong?

The one for March, I'm leaning forward and flexing my muscles, like the wrestlers do when they're posing for their promotional photos.

That's my best picture.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 07:56 pm
oooohhhh, calendars! I'll take one.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 07:58 pm
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Sweet mother of God, drive that image from my mind and I will NEVER drink again!!!!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 08:04 pm
http://henrichs.net/john/images/thongman.jpg

gus takes time out from tending the llamas to go bike riding
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 08:08 pm
everybody slows down and sez
"hey look at Ratzenhofer flossin his butt"
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 08:54 pm
I had never really thought of the llama as a beast of burden. But they are, aren't they, in the Andes.

I guess with an "L" you get high weather, instead of high water....
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 09:39 pm
My Christmas gifts were not quite as exotic as yours were.

By the way Gus, if you look anything like "The Rock", I would be more than happy to have one of your calendars :wink:
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littlek
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 09:49 pm
djjd, that guy is the 'friend' who gave Gus his thong, this one is Gus... he's coming back from the mail box.

http://www.mclaughlingarden.org/images/frank.jpg
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 10:27 pm
A one-L lama is a priest;
A two-L llama is a beast.
However, that's all there's to the drama.
I've never heard of a three-L lllama.*




*But the fire department informs me there is such a thing as a four-alarmer.

(Paraphrase of a poem by Ogden Nash. I didn't have the original handy.)
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Seed
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 10:37 pm
funny stuff
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 10:38 pm
The Lama

The one-l lama,
He's a priest.
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.*

-- Ogden Nash


Merry Andrew--

I love Google--Google holds up better than battered paperbacks with aged glue.
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Seed
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 10:40 pm
battered paperbacks with aged glue... thats a wonderful picture created in my mind Noddy
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 10:43 pm
Thx, Noddy. You're right, of course, but I'm old-fashioned. I love battered paperbacks. I'm always picking them up at second-hand stores.
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Seed
 
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Reply Sat 1 Jan, 2005 10:45 pm
they have such character...
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 01:14 am
Quote:
"The thong has ended,
but the malady lingers on"
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 01:33 am
"I've been wearing it all day as I do my my chores."

Gus, sweat and leather? not a good idea, not enclosing your nether regions anyway, you should always look after you scrotal health!

Psst....send 'em to me Embarrassed
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2005 01:34 am
Or auction them on EBay...I'd pay you top dollar! :wink:
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smorgs
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2005 09:24 am
For killing this thread - no charge! Embarrassed
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