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Women are evil!

 
 
blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:30 am
but she'd have left the trash somewhere for us to take out.....and called us every ten minutes to step on a spider.....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:39 am
Classic scene in Annie Hall when she calls him over to kill a spider. He comes in all macho and confident, and then flees the bathroom in terror, only to return, reluctantly with a tennis racket . . .


Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .


God is clearly Irish--she started this whole mess, made solution impossible, and is sittin' back enjoyin' the show . . .

Proof positive (as though any were needed) that wimmins be evil, startin' with the mother of us all . . .
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:43 am
BP wrote:
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Eva I don't believe the creator is a female. If that were the case

1. Men would have periods
2. Men, like women, would have to "feel close" in order to have sex.
3. Men would have babies
4. Leviticus, rather than being a book of laws, would be about discussing your feelings.


Cav wrote:
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If the creator were female, she would have cleaned up the world already, knowing that the men weren't going to do it.


Who says women have to feel close in order to have sex? And who says they want the world to be clean? This is a myth propagated by silly men who feel it's un-manly to want closeness and tidiness.

It's an obvious ploy on the part of men to polarize these needs, law vs. feelings, etc. Once they have described ambivalence as mutually exclusive traits, men can then conveniently assign the feared wishes to women, thereby feeling safer, stronger and more in control than they really are. Like ostriches with their heads in the sand, they never seem to realize that they have their fannys in the breeze, just waiting for what ever treatment this stance provokes.

It's very hard to resist such opportunities.

Evil isn't it?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:44 am
Setanta is so wise......unusual for a man.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:45 am
Personally, I believe God to be a gelatinous, hermaphroditic mass of undulating protoplasmic goop that shudders uncontrollably whenever one of the evil wimmin proceed with yet another diabolical, insidious, evil plot to cause man to wear one of those silk shirts with the frilly collars.

I truly believe that.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:46 am
duh!

who 'created' "Mother's Day"?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:47 am
Whenever a man puts the toilet seat back down in the middle of the night, another angel gets its wings . . .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:53 am
Well, I believe Hallmark created Mother's Day and Valentine's Day as a marketing ploy, but an evil wimmin was probably behind it somehow, perhaps a secretary for a Hallmark bigwig who was 'doing favours' to win influence. Lola is correct though, wimmins don't need to "feel close" to have sex. That's why we have hookers. Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:53 am
Looks like you got a haircut, Setanta.

One of the evil wimmin make you do that?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:57 am
I wold never for a moment say or imply that my Sweetiepie would make me cut my hair, or grow a goatee, or sideburns, or otherwise rule my life . . .

It just ain'ta gonna happen . . .


Shocked

What if my Sweetiepie reads this . . .


okbye
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 08:58 am
cavfancier wrote:
........Lola is correct though, wimmins don't need to "feel close" to have sex. That's why we have hookers. Laughing


hell Cav, with all the high quality "art" material around today, i don't even have to "BE" close to have sex! Cool

[and it looks like Gus' vision is going again! Rolling Eyes ]
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:00 am
BoGoWo wrote:
cavfancier wrote:
........Lola is correct though, wimmins don't need to "feel close" to have sex. That's why we have hookers. Laughing


hell Cav, with all the high quality "art" material around today, i don't even have to "BE" close to have sex! Cool

[and it looks like Gus' vision is going again! Rolling Eyes ]


True enough BoGoWo. I should have written "That's why we have hookers and porn." My mistake. Smile
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:01 am
If, Lola, you are one of them wimmin who don't need to feel close to have sex, then you are one of the good ones and not evil at all...and if you are who cares? :wink:
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:02 am
oh i "DO" care Lola;

i do, i do, i do, i do, i dooooooooooo!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:03 am
Who is the BoGoWo person and why does he bring such strife into my world?

Canadians.... the bane of my existence.

Sorry, Cav.... it had to be said.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:04 am
Heard a good bit from a comedian about wimmins who like to talk after sex. Dude says "Hey, I talked before sex, that's how I got it, my plan worked, so leave me alone."
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:06 am
I don't think wimmin like sex. I think they're just trying to drain the life out of us so they can discard us and start with another batch.

Just a theory.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:11 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Who is the BoGoWo person and why does he bring such strife into my world?

Canadians.... the bane of my existence.

Sorry, Cav.... it had to be said.


well Gus if rubbing 'bane' on it doesn't work, you might try a little 'wort'!

cavfancier wrote:
Heard a good bit from a comedian about wimmins who like to talk after sex. Dude says "Hey, I talked before sex, that's how I got it, my plan worked, so leave me alone."


I think cigarettes were invented by men................
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:12 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I don't think wimmin like sex. I think they're just trying to drain the life out of us so they can discard us and start with another batch.

Just a theory.


just think of yerself as "the straw of life" Gus!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 10 May, 2004 09:12 am
No offence taken there gus, but I do have to wonder why Canadians are the bane of your existence. Did you visit Quebec once and hear people talking to you in a strange tongue and thought "I have no idea what they are saying, but whatever it is, it sounds like fun." Then they probably took you to an underground dungeon resembling the Bastille and force fed you poutine and tourtiere until you felt like your eyeballs were going to burst, yes? That would be my guess, as you probably bought the bargain tour package, and travelled VIA Rail.
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