I've been feeling a bit lethargic lately, so I went to the health food store to ask if they a supplement that might help me. They suggested something I had never heard of, I think it was called 'Soylent Green.' Well, it did work, but now I'm afraid I'm becoming a 'people person'. What should I do? I begged my wife, the lovely Miss Anne Thropy to take the supplement too, but to no avail.
It's not easy being green...