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Enticing supplement I found at the health food store

 
 
Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2004 07:54 am
I've been feeling a bit lethargic lately, so I went to the health food store to ask if they a supplement that might help me. They suggested something I had never heard of, I think it was called 'Soylent Green.' Well, it did work, but now I'm afraid I'm becoming a 'people person'. What should I do? I begged my wife, the lovely Miss Anne Thropy to take the supplement too, but to no avail. Crying or Very sad It's not easy being green...
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Eva
 
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Reply Wed 7 Apr, 2004 08:22 am
Did you read the nutritional label on that supplement, Cav? Is it high in carbs? Wink

Stop nibbling on Miss Anne's neck! She's starting to bleed!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Sat 10 Apr, 2004 02:07 pm
I believe the supplement was high-protein, but Charlton Heston, who was serving me, refused to answer my inquiries.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Apr, 2004 02:42 pm
I was beginning to wonder why the city bought so many front end loaders and trucks.
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Eva
 
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Reply Sat 10 Apr, 2004 04:40 pm
Hmmm. Good question, edgar. We don't get enough snow hereabouts to justify having them.

Also...we've got this huge "trash-to-energy" plant out past the city limits here and not even the people who work there know exactly how it works. (I know this because they keep flying in "consultants.") The official line is that they burn trash, but we're not so sure. They don't even accept most trash, yet the trucks keep coming and going. The city is always telling us the plant is going farther and farther into debt, but they have no plans to close it. Are you thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 10 Apr, 2004 04:51 pm
Yeah. Somebody goes to a lot of trouble to disguise the weekly crap game.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 08:42 am
I was afraid it was something more sinister, edgar, but you may be right. Crap is definitely involved. Wink
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 10:12 am
Soylent green - there's two words I haven't heard in a long time...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 06:40 pm
I just checked the health food store again. Apparently, Soylent Green is not only "earth friendly", but also newly "Atkins approved"...I too am getting a bit suspicious.
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Eva
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 10:03 pm
While you were reading the label, cav, did you happen to note the name of the manufacturer? Did it come from Tulsa, Oklahoma?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 12:55 am
Sadly Eva, it was sold in bulk, so no label was availible.
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 02:16 pm
Hmmm. So it didn't say it DIDN'T come from Tulsa, right?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 02:26 pm
Oh Eva...you're RIGHT! <shudder>
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Eva
 
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Reply Tue 13 Apr, 2004 07:59 pm
Uh huh. <drumming fingers on desktop>
That's just what I thought.
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Anne Hillebrand
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 04:15 am
Bet you two dollars it ain't Kosher for Passover
Bet you two dollars it ain't Kosher for Passover.
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Miller
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 06:47 am
cavfancier wrote:
Sadly Eva, it was sold in bulk, so no label was availible.


Were any toenail clippings found in the bag?
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Miller
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 06:48 am
Re: Bet you two dollars it ain't Kosher for Passover
Anne Hillebrand wrote:
Bet you two dollars it ain't Kosher for Passover.


Kosher for Passover? With toenail clippings in it?
No way.
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squinney
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 06:51 am
Always good to see Cav again. (sigh)
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 07:51 am
Squinney- There are some people who have a great impact on other people's lives, just by being themselves. Cav was one of them. It is just like he is here with us now! (sigh)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 25 Sep, 2006 08:08 am
Another sigh.
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