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Women are evil!

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jul, 2003 11:13 pm
Where exactly would you like me to take them, sweetie?

To the opera perhaps?
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the prince
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:45 am
or the nearest cathouse ???? I believe they are legalized in Oz !!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 06:45 am
....cats are perfectly legal in Oz, thank you, G....(thinks...such an odd concept - what can the min be thinking?)...smiles nervously...(can the min be rabid?)....
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3octopuss3
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:33 pm
Sofia, the evil in N'awlins is un-be lieveable...but the masses can't stay away. And they shouldn't. There must be a balance between good and evil..and evil must exist in order for good to....right?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:35 pm
Is it legal to possess small amounts of women in Australia?
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3octopuss3
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:38 pm
Craven, uh, how would one possess a small amount of a woman? Please explain.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:38 pm
Oh, I was just rambling, I figure it's legal as long as you claim it's medicinal.
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3octopuss3
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:40 pm
For what ailment?
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:42 pm
Inordinate protuberance.
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3octopuss3
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:43 pm
teeheeteeheeteehee Laughing
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3octopuss3
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 02:49 pm
Confused Craven, did you take a look at the riddle I posted? Your input would be graciously appreciated....
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 03:05 pm
I have answered it.
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3octopuss3
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 03:30 pm
i'm not worthy...i'm not worthy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:06 pm
Craven de Kere wrote:
Is it legal to possess small amounts of women in Australia?


Well, we cannot, of course, be possessed - however we do, from time to time, from graciousness and kindness, bestow the glorious gift of ourselves upon the deserving (and, all too often, the undeserving also).









(Damn glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this one!)
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:28 pm
Twas funny was it?

And I guess it's legal to breed women in Australia as well?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:35 pm
We are, indeed, raised and nurtured in a manner sometimes befitting our worth.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:36 pm
Is at least a license needed to breed these wimmin?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:41 pm
'Tis available only to those with an impeccable pedigree, proven moral high ground, taste, intelligence, wit and beauty.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:42 pm
And no vices at all.....
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 25 Jul, 2003 05:47 pm
Give it up, Craven - fella like you? You'd have to surrender your gonads at the airport.....
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