Men---Don't tell the women but I have secret information about what women mean. This could be significant.
What A Woman/Man Really Means
What a woman says, what she really means...
I need = I want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper...
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I'm not yelling! = Of course I'm yelling, this is important!
good one bobsymth, missed that one.
reviving the thread because it's still true.
wimmins are evil
Yes, you are right - when you say no, I mean. You are right - it is NOT an eternal truth.
ever notice how quickly the queen of the evil wimmins shows up?
Moods Of A Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman's a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison and love you like mad.
Moods Of a Man
Horny
Sleepy
Hungry
hmmm. I am not so sure that all printed before I have posted is true,
for the simple reason that I haven't entirely read it, although somewhat.
What is the question? Are women evil? of course not. why do you ask/
Did you read Craven's original post?
lola, sugar, lil'k etc. have admitted being evil.................
Yes, I am sure I did, but that is a while ago. I don't care if he thinks wimmin are evil. That is just plain silly.
LOL! Osso - do read the initial post! It really is a JOKE!
sort of....
You mean I have to go way back there, I can't just kid around here? do you not all know that I am joking? Do you perceive doggy frown as moi? osso is very light of heart. Are you thinking I am thinking craven really thinks that I a woman am thus by def evil? nah, I don't, sorry, I think he thinks that we think that he thinks that we think we might be, and he wants to coopt us.
Taint.
Ok, I reread the initial post, and I do think he doesn't think that wimmin are evil but thinks we are strange and wants to worm his way into our confidences, perhaps by pretending we are evil and getting us to argue about it, or what do I know this is all too difficult, call me when the war between the sexes is over, and I will subscribe to the newsletter after that, for nuggets of neocommunity. Yes, let me know... looking forward, then, email me at a2k...chuckle....
So, what is the deal, I am supposed to admit that I am evil? but, but, but....but. but but....bitch, bitch, bitch...but but.... bitch, bitch, bitch...
ear waggle..., but but.
Well, I never have - but some, like Lola, have embraced it as a badge of honour.
Go with YOUR flow!
Well, I never have - but some, like Lola, have embraced it as a badge of honour.
Go with YOUR flow!
Yeah, I have heard lotsa women go with the evil bitch thing, but for most I think it is a push, humbly opinionating here.
