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The rules are changing, we are going to start showing the assholes the door

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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:25 am
@dlowan,
Quote:
Sometimes I am extremely gnomic.


One halloween, my date dressed up as a gnome. The sex, later, was incredible.
blatham
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:28 am
This is perhaps off-topic, I haven't yet read everything that has preceded, but I'mm guessing it might be.

It struck me tonight that the worst headstone engraving would read, "You! Yeah, you. Come and join me."
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:36 am
The engraving Spike Milligan ordered for his stone...

I told you I was sick.
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:43 am
@blatham,
blatham wrote:

Quote:
Sometimes I am extremely gnomic.


One halloween, my date dressed up as a gnome. The sex, later, was incredible.


In an effort to reinvigorate my sex life I tried dressing up as a gnome once, but only felt an urge to sit by a pond and fish.
layman
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:45 am
@Lordyaswas,
Are we talking about Gnome Chomsky here?

Or is that Chompsky?

If I had a name like Gnome Chompsky, I would change it to something that sounded more dignified. Like Zeke Buttmunch.
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blatham
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 02:15 am
@Lordyaswas,
Quote:
In an effort to reinvigorate my sex life I tried dressing up as a gnome once, but only felt an urge to sit by a pond and fish.


Oh, such a drag. You obviously were so cheap that you bought the generic gnome costume. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You have to shell out the exotic bucks to get serious trick or treating Let me recommend "Fifi La Bubbles' Costumery on 75th Street.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 05:20 am
@blatham,
I wasnt , like, banished temporarily< but all my incoming posts from yesterday are coming in as Chinese.
办理澳洲迪肯大学毕业证成绩单学历认证.

This is BRILLIANT!! I wonder what it says? FBM around?
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 08:31 am
@farmerman,
Roughly translated, it says " She who sits on Judge's lap will get honorable discharge".

I think.
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 08:47 am
@wmwcjr,
Really good thing you mentioned it, really good!
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bobsal u1553115
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 08:48 am
@ossobuco,
My police violence thread has been locked for several months.
ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 09:10 am
@bobsal u1553115,
This is new as an interim standard for the time from now until the new platform happens, I'll look for Robert's post.

ah, here: http://able2know.org/topic/305632-47#post-6096764
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 09:12 am
@bobsal u1553115,
Is it my imagination, or are we being more polite? I don't mean just you and me, but it seems happier today.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 10:13 am
@glitterbag,
I don't know about you, but I'm looking forward to another twenty pages of the "yes you are" "no I'm not" saga.
FBM
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 10:21 am
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:

I wasnt , like, banished temporarily< but all my incoming posts from yesterday are coming in as Chinese.
办理澳洲迪肯大学毕业证成绩单学历认证.

This is BRILLIANT!! I wonder what it says? FBM around?


I recognize about 5 of those characters. Man, I'm in Korea, not China. The best I can do is "Big guy right hot guy person good." You're welcome.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 10:36 am
@FBM,
Quote:
Man, I'm in Korea, not China.


Well, ats still closer together than Harrisburg to China.
I think it may have been movies.

Itd be cool that if youre being pilloried in front of the village, they dont just make you invisible but t the mods would turn your posts into something unintelligible , like Klingon.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 10:37 am
@Lordyaswas,
Coming right up.

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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 10:40 am
@farmerman,
"but t the mods would turn your posts into something unintelligible , like Klingon."

That would make no difference to me, as nobody here has a bally clue as to what I'm whittering on about most of the time.

I sometimes even find myself re-reading a post of mine and thinking wtf.
neologist
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:39 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:
That would make no difference to me, as nobody here has a bally clue as to what I'm whittering on about most of the time.

I sometimes even find myself re-reading a post of mine and thinking wtf.
OK.
That explains it. I thought it was my Alzheimer's.
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neologist
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 01:42 pm
@georgeob1,
About Frank, georgeob1 wrote:
. . . That said, it's worth remembering he is from New Jersey.
You may recall my disclaimer about having moved from New Jersey. . . Very Happy
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Dec, 2015 02:29 pm
@Lordyaswas,
Lordyaswas wrote:

"but t the mods would turn your posts into something unintelligible , like Klingon."

That would make no difference to me, as nobody here has a bally clue as to what I'm whittering on about most of the time.

I sometimes even find myself re-reading a post of mine and thinking wtf.


I generally understand you.
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